"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Luke Skywalker said:
I dont think she'll be dissapointed, she wont be able to wait for a second go at it.
You got a big ego.. you know that.

That's not a compliment by the way. Its more of a problem.

I think you are out to lunch. I'm not absolutely dirt poor, I have a car,
You live with your parents becaus you can't sustain yourelf financially. You're dirt poor.

Your parents aren't because they can afford to support you, and they give you stuff.

I'm not necessarily obsessed with becoming a playboy full of superficial acquaintances that will leave you as soon as the money is gone.
Playboy? Who said playboy? I didn't even say player or womanizer.

You're out of your mind Luke. Having money is not a vice. Its something GOOD. How are you going to be able to afford to go on vacation or buy your woman lunch or rent an apartment if you dont have some cash?

You're not going to be able to. Not even to pay your half of the rent I'm guessing.

That woman is ancient history, I dont give a fvck what she thinks and I think she knows that.
Well I think a teeny grain of sense trickled into your brain just before you wrote this statemen.

Yeah, I'm happy and have a gf I'm seeing. So, whatever I'm saying works, it's just that my gf is also a virgin and I'm her first choice in that department if we get married.
I can't wait to see the thread "She's NOT a virgin! OMG!" or "She slept with a guy who knew how to handle her! Can I get her back? OR should I hang myself with the telephone cord?" <--- Yes. Your telephone has a cord since you can't afford a better one.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
I can't wait to see the thread "She's NOT a virgin! OMG!" or "She slept with a guy who knew how to handle her! Can I get her back? OR should I hang myself with the telephone cord?" <--- Yes. Your telephone has a cord since you can't afford a better one.
Hey, negative motivation is good, it almost got me laid.

Also, I've been going to the gym regularly since January, and maintaining a healthy diet. Why? I have a gun pointed to my head. If I fail to go to the gym and work out this body on schedule, I'll blackmail myself and send an email to her. With this new negative motivation policy I'm getting into shape like an SOB because I'll do anything to help myself if it means never writing an email to her. Excellent motivation tool.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
Hey, negative motivation is good, it almost got me laid.
I think you just made a joke.

Also, I've been going to the gym regularly since January, and maintaining a healthy diet. Why? I have a gun pointed to my head. If I fail to go to the gym and work out this body on schedule, I'll blackmail myself and send an email to her.
Or you can respect yourself and do the damn goal. Become commited.

With this new negative motivation policy I'm getting into shape like an SOB because I'll do anything to help myself if it means never writing an email to her. Excellent motivation tool.
How about you get in shape for everyone? If you can suceed at this, you'll learn how to suceed at things. You can take this knowledge and apply it elsewhere.

Not only will your girl be happy that she got a real man who can support her if times are rough fnancially and emotionally, but she will also find you very attractive. Its a win-min.

You suceed, become happy.. your girl is happy too.
 
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Call_Me_Daddy said:
I think you just made a joke.
Who is joking? I wanted to get even with her, I almost got laid on it. I was never that motivated to get laid before. But even my dad's influence is more powerful then even getting even with her.

Call_Me_Daddy said:
Or you can respect yourself and do the damn goal. Become commited.
End justifies the means - I dont change something that's making a profit.

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How about you get in shape for everyone? If you can suceed at this, you'll learn how to suceed at things. You can take this knowledge and apply it elsewhere.
Positive motivations have not worked in the past. Need a stronger motivation. This one, since implemented, has worked. Not one day skipped.

Call_Me_Daddy said:
Not only will your girl be happy that she got a real man who can support her if times are rough fnancially and emotionally, but she will also find you very attractive. Its a win-min.

You suceed, become happy.. your girl is happy too.
Negative motivation seems to work better than positive ones - if positive ones worked, then I would have gone consistently to the gym before the negative policy was implemented. I went consistently after the negative policy was implemented though - so it works, and I'm happy whatever it is works.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
so it works, and I'm happy whatever it is works.
Well this we agree on. Don't fix it if it aint broke.

Keep up the results Luke. Really, you're improving if all these things you say are true.

Now let's see those results!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Luke Skywalker said:
End justifies the means - I dont change something that's making a profit.
That stament gives me a great glimpse at the instability of your psyche.

It's an utter contradiction for a bible thumping JAWA.
 

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So,

You're dating your girlfriend, kissing her, stopping it before it gets too far, then going home afterward and masturbating to anonymous girls naked and/or having sex.

It doesn't make sense to me, but whatever...
 

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Dannyrt34 said:
This thread really needs to be closed now..

I'm sick of seeing it, it's nothing more than a rant.

And so it ends...

Thread closed.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
You sure about that?
It's a paradox, isn't it? I mean that's why Paradox wrote it, thus although it is thread is closed, it is not closed, that is the paradox of this thread.
 
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blueguy said:
So,

You're dating your girlfriend, kissing her, stopping it before it gets too far, then going home afterward and masturbating to anonymous girls naked and/or having sex.

It doesn't make sense to me, but whatever...
No. I'm dating someone, kissing her, we both share the same values, and that's it. What happened in November last year is contained and will never repeat itself again.
 
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