Mission: Help Luke Sywalker get laid before he turns 31!

[Luke Skywalker]

Did someone just call my name?

I have a girl, that's not that attractive, where I could have, and still get laid with if I want to, but I dont think I'm interested in anything more than a friendship level unless she really comes on to me strong or something. As you have probably guessed, I'm not that gun-go about getting laid with anyone, but I am interested in learning everything there is to learn about women in general and how to be a Don Juan.

So, let's put this thread to rest, and I'm just going to focus on approaching, meeting, and seducing women, by creating adventerous or romantic moments, as the books say, and see where they go.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Well folks, I'm going to be 31 y/o on March 14th.

On November 30th, I decided I wasn't ready to get laid with any online ho from adultfriendfinder, nor did I pusrue any other easy types (i.e single mom, etc...) to lose it. Guess, I'm happily going to enter my 31 st birthday a virgin, but not because I have absolutely no luck with women in general, but it seems that I have to settle for easy low-quality woman if I really want to pursue that cause my dad doesn't want me to go with 'anyone'.

Well, at least I've kissed someone, so that's defeated with the original post, I just still never got laid. But,as I understand it, that's a good thing because it seems a little fun comes with a price tag that usually shows up after the fact in one way or another. Maybe I'm rationalizing my failures to make me feel better, maybe not. But, it just ain't happening.

Had a nasty oneitis for the most part of last year, and this year so far has been more milder once the oneitis was crashed and nuked (not burned, nuked) out of my life (currently used as a slave to control bad habits such as not exercising or eating sweets, if I do these bad habits then I send her an email, since that policy, I never sent an email and maintain good habits).

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Well at least you kissed a girl.

I guess it could be worse. You could be a monk living isolated in the Himalayas no where near civilization and women. Having to listen to the father monk preach about quality women and how you cannot break a curfew at the church else the father and church will disown and excommunicate you.

 

[I Want To Be a Playa]

march 14th is a little bit too soon for us to be pulling a miracle out of a hat. but good luck!!!

 

[Flabbergasped?]

He has nine days, he can get laid in nine days.

He could get laid tomorrow if he made an effort, there's enough horny girls out there.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

He has nine days, he can get laid in nine days.

He could get laid tomorrow if he made an effort, there's enough horny girls out there.

I could have gotten laid since November, 2006, and possibly even December with some of the people I meet from plentyoffish if I really wanted to. I made opportunities for that to happen if I wanted to pursue it further.

I was pissed off with a girl and even wanted to 'revenge' lost my virginity to show her that I didn't need her and to get even with her for losing her virginity with another guy. (The most spectacular crash and burn in my life)

A willing partner who was prepared to meet me. But I couldn't go on as I didn't feel ready and my dad strongly discouraged it even offering a hookup with his female friend to distract me (I was almost dead set on going), and my mom would just have a broken heart if I went on with it.

The resolve wasn't strong enough to beat deeply held convictions against it and my parent's influence, so I've choosen to remain a virgin, it would be a useless exercise to seek out other opportunities as it would just turn into another vain ego-trip that, yeah, I could get laid if I really, really, really want to.

 

[spider_007]

you got responces of "plenty of fish"
that's more then i could.

do yo freakin' tell your parents everything????

come on guy....some thing you got to keep to your self.


I just did a search on that website....it grew like 8x since i last visited. DAMN!!!

 

[Luke Skywalker]

you got responces of "plenty of fish"
that's more then i could.

do yo freakin' tell your parents everything????

come on guy....some thing you got to keep to your self.

My mom has spiritual antenna. She knows everything that's going on. She can read the retinas in my eyes and figure out what I'm up to. She senses differnt things. On the last November campaign, she knew I was up to something, and asked me what I was doing because 'she senced something in her spirit'. You see, my mom knows everything that's going on whether I tell her or not, and if I cross her, then I lose my live at her rent-free pass and have to move somewhere else. But she doens't care if I masturbate, and doesn't know if or when I do.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

My mom has spiritual antenna. She knows everything that's going on. She can read the retinas in my eyes and figure out what I'm up to. She senses differnt things. ...

..... But she doens't care if I masturbate, and doesn't know if or when I do.

Well, at least you have that.

 

[SamePendo]

My mom has spiritual antenna. She knows everything that's going on. She can read the retinas in my eyes and figure out what I'm up to. She senses differnt things. On the last November campaign, she knew I was up to something, and asked me what I was doing because 'she senced something in her spirit'. You see, my mom knows everything that's going on whether I tell her or not, and if I cross her, then I lose my live at her rent-free pass and have to move somewhere else. But she doens't care if I masturbate, and doesn't know if or when I do.

WHAT THE FVCK!!!

 

[TiredTobeaWimp]

Seriously Live YOUR LIFE , stop caring what other people expect from you, or think about you. Sooner or Later you will Regret it

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

WHAT THE FVCK!!!

There is no spoon...

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

My mom has spiritual antenna. She knows everything that's going on. She can read the retinas in my eyes and figure out what I'm up to. She senses differnt things. On the last November campaign, she knew I was up to something, and asked me what I was doing because 'she senced something in her spirit'. You see, my mom knows everything that's going on whether I tell her or not, and if I cross her, then I lose my live at her rent-free pass and have to move somewhere else. But she doens't care if I masturbate, and doesn't know if or when I do.

BINGO! I just found a chink in your armor Starman or whatever the hell you like to call yourself.

You should not have posted this. It gives you away.

I will be the first to sound the "TROLL" alarm. You piece of ****. Get off the damn computer and get a life.

 

[Oxide]

Can you post a picture please? Or pm it to me. The master then will decide.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Can you post a picture please? Or pm it to me. The master then will decide.

What would that accompish? As stated, with my pics and everything, I did have opportunity if I really wanted to pursue it, but not on terms that would be agreeable to better the better sence of my dad.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

BINGO! I just found a chink in your armor Starman or whatever the hell you like to call yourself.

You should not have posted this. It gives you away.

I will be the first to sound the "TROLL" alarm. You piece of ****. Get off the damn computer and get a life.

You should live a week in my shoes. My mom is very close to the Lord, and the eyes of God are in every place beholding the evil and the good. Everything you do is being recorded in books. Of course my mom would know that as the Lord would reveal anything contrary to her, although she's not going to directly intervene, she'd just be 'in on it'.

Anyway, yeah, you could say that 'getting laid' is a serious breach (mortal sin) with respect to my faith where it is calculated and deliberate with the expectation to seek forgiveness afterwards and evade any consequences, but getting married and 'getting laid' with your wife is not a breach, and is in fact encouraged.

So, in one sence you are right, it's a vain ego-trip to seek out opportunities of 'temptation' if there is absolutely no intent to follow up with them whenever they do arise as we saw in November - but just knowing that I could have gotten laid or could get laid still makes me feel good or sexually desired, which is certainly not sinful in itself but healthy and normal.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

You should live a week in my shoes. My mom is very close to the Lord, and the eyes of God are in every place beholding the evil and the good. Everything you do is being recorded in books. Of course my mom would know that as the Lord would reveal anything contrary to her, although she's not going to directly intervene, she'd just be 'in on it'.

For me that would be hell on Earth. I'm restaining myself to start a theological rant.

Anyway, yeah, you could say that 'getting laid' is a serious breach (mortal sin) with respect to my faith where it is calculated and deliberate with the expectation to seek forgiveness afterwards and evade any consequences, but getting married and 'getting laid' with your wife is not a breach, and is in fact encouraged.

So why are you torturing yourself by attempting to get laid and hanging out in a forum that would be considered debase by most religions?

So, in one sence you are right, it's a vain ego-trip to seek out opportunities of 'temptation' if there is absolutely no intent to follow up with them whenever they do arise as we saw in November - but just knowing that I could have gotten laid or could get laid still makes me feel good or sexually desired, which is certainly not sinful in itself but healthy and normal.

Sounds like you need more of an internal self esteem boost. Besides, there doesn't seem to be much difference (if any) leading women on without intention as with sleeping around without intention, is it. How does doing either respect your faith?

Damn it, I didn't intend on going there...

 

[ExploringOne]

Extreme Circumstances Call for Extreme Measures...

Ok,

I know I'm probably gonna get flamed for this, but...

GET AN ESCORT!

Before you get your panties in bunch, hear me out.

I'm gonna go with the following assumptions;

Luke Skywalker is not hideously ugly.
Luke Skywalker does have some minimal social skills.
Luke Skywalker is financially independent.

If those three assumptions are correct, it should not be a major hurdle for him to get laid.

There is one problem though.

Luke Skywalker has come kind of an avoidance/anxiety/intimacy issue specifically relating to women and sex.

So, fastest, easiest way to deal with this issue is to get a good escort.

The result will be to decrease the anxiety levels, and increase confidence with women in "real life".

If there is a moral objection to "paying for sex" well, think of it this way...

If you could have a BJ from an hb.10 for $5 would you do it? Would you just give her the $5? Most men would. ( I never had to pay for sex, but i have gotten lapdances at titi bars )
OR
Most, at some point spend tons of money on women, whether indirectly, buying those $400 shoes so you look good, or directly, buying her that small piece of jewelry... whatever the case, morality has no hold here.

So,

LUKE SKYWALKER

GET YOURSELF A GOOD LOOKING ESCORT.

DO THE DEED:rockon:

Use the experience to build yourself up.

 

[ExploringOne]

^^^Follow up on my last post.

LUKE, PLEASE TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR @$$!

After reading your posts I've come to the conclusion that you're a very conflicted guy, with ALOT of social anxiety.

You want to get women? Then you need to get the rest of your life into shape first.

Do something, anything, but become independent. It is a red flag to a girl if you are living at home with your mother.

At this point, getting laid should be on the back burner.

Get the rest of your life in order... move out of your parents home for christ sake!

Women in my experience are very, very perceptive, so just telling them what they want to hear, or only what they want to know, will get you nowhere.

The fact of the matter is, you need to be able to tell the truth.

The truth in your case is such, that aside from pity sex you're not likely to get anything else.

Let's review;

1.You live at home at 30 years?
2.You're not financially independent?

To most girls, those two red flags mean "STRIKE! You're Out!"

Figure out what you want. You don't want to have pre-marital sex? Good for you, but i caution you, you're likely to die a virgin.

So far, all I see in your posts are severe negative qualities, and confusion.

Stop worrying about your posture, and start actually going out there into the real world.

Drop the whole internet dating thing. It hasn't worked for the past how many years? Why do you think it'll start working all of a sudden now?

 

[CrunchyNut]

Harsh but fair in my opinion ^^

Stop blaming things like your posture, even hunchbacks get sex, maybe it's something else. It sounds to me like you need to get a backbone, sure, but not necessarily in the physical sense.

You have to move out of your parents house, and as importantly stop listening to your dad for advice on which girls you should date/f**k.

"I have a girl, that's not that attractive, where I could have, and still get laid with if I want to, but I dont think I'm interested in anything more than a friendship level unless she really comes on to me strong or something. As you have probably guessed, I'm not that gun-go about getting laid with anyone, but I am interested in learning everything there is to learn about women in general and how to be a Don Juan."

This makes it sound almost like you dont particularly want sex. Ask yourself if you really actually have a sex drive? If not, why not? Some of your excuses almost sound like cover ups for what may be the actual problem. Ask yourself why it REALLY is that you are still a virgin.