"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Miss Universe 2006 (judging)
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Microphone Fiend
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I only turned it over at the very end, to see the final presentations, but I think all were stunning! Although I tend to agree, I thought Japan, Switzerland and one of the others were exceptional! Peurto Rico looked a bit weird!
Its big to win that thing, the Australia winner a couple years back (Jennifer Hawkins), is now a mini celeb here, and has been a host of one TV show and on another one. No doubt she has made a career out of simply being hot with a little bit of brains! I heard miss Australia was equal favourite to win this year also, but didnt make it to the final 20 even, no idea what she looks like this year! But Trump picks 5 to make it to the top 20 himself, thats enough to make me think the judging is biased! WTF would he know about anything other than property! And even then, he went through a boom period in the states, if he were simply in an unlucky time economically, his billion dollars of debt would have killed him!
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You actually talk about this load of wank with your mates?CLOONEY said:Whats the difference talking about this to your mates, or talking about it on the net?
I'm with microphone fiend, and unless your a cucumber sandwich eating pillow biter who gives a fvck.
Theyre hot, you'd fvck em, but then what? Kind of becomes redundant for a conversation between men after those 2 facts.
"Oh can you believe Gautelafvckinhara won"?
"Well I'll be a blue nosed gopher, I really thought that other 9.5 from Nantucket had the goods on her, and what a lovely gown she had on"
*Crickets chirping*
Talk about priorities.
Inane Western WANK, men somewhere along the line gave a fvck about, sad.
I swear if T.V told 3 quarters of you retards that poking pencils up your ass was "good entertainment" you'd be the first drones to the water cooler humming and hawing about it.
Unoriginal fvckstick sheep # 1 -"Wow did you guys see how much fun it must be to poke pencils up your ass?"
Unoriginal fvckstick sheep # 2 -"Hell yeah, lets try it."
Unoriginal fvckstick sheep # 3 - "Hmmm now thats some entertainment"
diplomatic_lies
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Hey t!tboy, why do all your posts reek of bitterness? It seems every 2nd post you make is a whine about...well, everything.
Personally, I thought Miss Australia was cool, despite the fact she's from Queensland.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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asdMicrophone Fiend said:are you REALLY discussing beauty paegants online
XSilverStarboyX
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He probobly just wanted to see beautiful women. Thats the only reason I watch it sometimesMicrophone Fiend said:are you REALLY discussing beauty paegants online
Microphone Fiend
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spider_007
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I just thought the girls ware ugly.
don't get me wrong i'd fvck them all if I had the chance, but i see girls in reall life who are more "butifull" then those.
and on top of that they say; "i wanna change the world, by helping poor people" OH GIVE ME A FVCKING BREAK. What a fvcking joke. When did one of those ever change "the world" (other then the publicity stunts.)
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Yap Yap, and every 2nd post of yours is hanging from my nuts b!tching and moaning, As much as I dont mind my own groupies its bordering on being a bit fruity when its a guy, wake up to yourself Liberace.diplomatic_lies said:^^^
Hey t!tboy, why do all your posts reek of bitterness? It seems every 2nd post you make is a whine about...well, everything.
Personally, I thought Miss Australia was cool, despite the fact she's from Queensland.
Lets just get it out there eh? Yes I'm awesome and like to help my brothers out, but diplomatic lies I'm not sending you pictures of my c@ck and balls so stop asking.
I would have picked you for the type who brings out the popcorn when this estrogen fuelled sh!t stinks up the T.V, but youve proved me wrong, well done, you might not be a lost cause after all.spider_007 said:i watched it - for like 10 seconds.
I just thought the girls ware ugly.
don't get me wrong i'd fvck them all if I had the chance, but i see girls in reall life who are more "butifull" then those.
and on top of that they say; "i wanna change the world, by helping poor people" OH GIVE ME A FVCKING BREAK. What a fvcking joke. When did one of those ever change "the world" (other then the publicity stunts.)