Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You actually talk about this load of wank with your mates?CLOONEY said:Whats the difference talking about this to your mates, or talking about it on the net?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
asdMicrophone Fiend said:are you REALLY discussing beauty paegants online
He probobly just wanted to see beautiful women. Thats the only reason I watch it sometimesMicrophone Fiend said:are you REALLY discussing beauty paegants online
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Yap Yap, and every 2nd post of yours is hanging from my nuts b!tching and moaning, As much as I dont mind my own groupies its bordering on being a bit fruity when its a guy, wake up to yourself Liberace.diplomatic_lies said:^^^
Hey t!tboy, why do all your posts reek of bitterness? It seems every 2nd post you make is a whine about...well, everything.
Personally, I thought Miss Australia was cool, despite the fact she's from Queensland.
I would have picked you for the type who brings out the popcorn when this estrogen fuelled sh!t stinks up the T.V, but youve proved me wrong, well done, you might not be a lost cause after all.spider_007 said:i watched it - for like 10 seconds.
I just thought the girls ware ugly.
don't get me wrong i'd fvck them all if I had the chance, but i see girls in reall life who are more "butifull" then those.
and on top of that they say; "i wanna change the world, by helping poor people" OH GIVE ME A FVCKING BREAK. What a fvcking joke. When did one of those ever change "the world" (other then the publicity stunts.)