"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Milk Chocolate covered almonds good for you ?

Ryan69

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I eat a lot of these with regluar almonds

Wash them down with lot's of water.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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S-House

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No, no, and no. A little chocolate every now and again is ok, but I wouldn't go munching away all the time. Maybe stick to just eating a handful of almonds by themselves.
 

onyx

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this questions is like asking if putting your toothbrush up your ass and then brushing your teeth with it would be a good idea
 

Bonhomme

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If they were covered with semi-sweet dark chocolate they'd be good. More antioxidants, less sugar.

Washing any heavy food that's not unnaturally dehydrated down with water dilutes digestive enzymes and thereby spoils digestion.

Also, sugar with heavy, slow digesting foods is a bad combination. The sugar sits in the stomach and ferments, rather than being quickly absorbed in the small intestine, as it should be. And that is the usual cause of "heartburn," not too much stomach acid. Often it's too little stomach acid, which contributes to fermentation of the poorly digested food in the stomach, which in turn bubbles up to the esophagus.
 

blinkwatt

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If you must, unsalted almonds covered in dark chocolate.

I'd just stay away from it all together though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Quiksilver

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The question arises, what kind of a body are you trying to achieve?
 

Ryan69

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The question arises, what kind of a body are you trying to achieve?

I don't wanna be a tank or anything like that. I want nice arms that look good in a t-shirt and have a six pack

Dont wanna be a monster by any stretch. Im lifting weights and slowly reaching my goals. What should I be eating ?
 
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