"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mila Kunis
- Thread starter Reyaj
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I wouldn't give her a second glance.
She's too artificial with all that paint and putty slathered all over her face. Yuck.
She's too artificial with all that paint and putty slathered all over her face. Yuck.
spartanfan
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I agree with atom if given the chance that girl is way too fake for me... I mean even kissing her all that makeup crap might come right off into your mouth and I would be puking it up the rest of the night... freaking nasty man!!!! 
She's cute but nothing really special.
Agreed. I can't stand chicks who need to paint their face on every day.spartanfan said:I agree with atom if given the chance that girl is way too fake for me... I mean even kissing her all that makeup crap might come right off into your mouth and I would be puking it up the rest of the night... freaking nasty man!!!!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
A soldier over in Afghanistan was posting a video blog from the warzone and said "if Mila Kunis is watching, will you be my date for the ball when I get back, if I get back?"
Well, Justin Timberlake was watching, and he told her about it. The soldier survived, made it back, and I shyte you not, she went with him as his date to the ball.
Girl gets my vote.
Well, Justin Timberlake was watching, and he told her about it. The soldier survived, made it back, and I shyte you not, she went with him as his date to the ball.
Girl gets my vote.
CrashOverRide
Don Juan
It never ceases to amaze me how objective looks can be... But per my signature link I truly see regular women in everyday life that are just as hot as celebrities....
iqqi
Master Don Juan
This just goes to show how silly some of you men are on this site. Mila Kunis is hot, and I would toss her salad, just like she did to Natalie Portman is Black Swan.
http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/natalie-portman-mila-kunis-black-swan.jpg
You are judging her for wearing make up? You are judging her appearances in public, which are usually events that are photographed. And she is a celebrity. Of course she is wearing make up! Most women wear make up anytime they go out to dinner or to have a night out. And this woman is being photographed on the red carpet. What the hell is wrong with you, lol?
She is pretty natural, and cute for the most part and compared to many woman. Also her personality is apparently not bad either.
You guys crack me up sometimes. How do you expect to be taken seriously??
http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/natalie-portman-mila-kunis-black-swan.jpg
You are judging her for wearing make up? You are judging her appearances in public, which are usually events that are photographed. And she is a celebrity. Of course she is wearing make up! Most women wear make up anytime they go out to dinner or to have a night out. And this woman is being photographed on the red carpet. What the hell is wrong with you, lol?
She is pretty natural, and cute for the most part and compared to many woman. Also her personality is apparently not bad either.
You guys crack me up sometimes. How do you expect to be taken seriously??
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
^Yep.iqqi said:
I laughed when I read the comments about her makeup. Usually when I see Mila, I know she has makeup on, but it's always much more natural than most celebs. I'll admit the pictures that surfaced of her "with no makeup" are not good. But, I'm not discounting her years of attractiveness on two pictures.
I have a couple friends that live in LA and have seen her around multiple times and cannot stop raving about how gorgeous she is. And iqqi, I have heard she is one of the coolest girls to be around. Great personality. Humble and happy.
Obviously not everyone has to think she's as hot as I think she is, but the makeup comments were damn funny.
to know if mila is hot you must look beyond the surface...hollywood makeup artists are amazing and skilled they can make a cokehead look like ms universe.
mila is far uglier that you can possibly imagine sans makeup
she is pretty hideous
think i'm lying?
want to challenge me...
really?
ok
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MRlZC3RD2...pu1iDQ/s1600/Mila_Kunis_Without_Makeup_08.jpg
try not to throw up
idiots need to stop buying into the hollywood myth
mila is far uglier that you can possibly imagine sans makeup
she is pretty hideous
think i'm lying?
want to challenge me...
really?
ok
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MRlZC3RD2...pu1iDQ/s1600/Mila_Kunis_Without_Makeup_08.jpg
try not to throw up
idiots need to stop buying into the hollywood myth
Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
Is this a joke? Have you ever heard of Photoshop.....lolBurroughs said:
You really thought that was her?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
See, the funny thing about that picture is that as a woman I can immediately tell it's a photoshop not only because it's just plain obvious, but because why in the world would her hair be done, but not her face? Her hair is styled in that picture, and no woman has her hair done when her face is shot. She is posing for the camera... with her hair done... but no make up? You obviously know nothing about the entertainment industry, ... lol.Burroughs said:
The photos of her without make up in her gym clothes are more realistic.
Plus I doubt someone her age has such terrible crow's eyes. That was an obvious photoshop. Source of the photo?
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i don't like real life salads or tossed salads. i don't care how hot she is.
lol it's funny there is not enough money on earth to get me to eat a salad. i fvcking hate salads. i will pick the croutons off my wife's salad like a 10 year old and dip them in ranch dressing but that's it. on the other hand my son loves salad like his mom and like when we go to red lobster or what not and you know how you can get the appetizer substituted for an apple sauce or whatever, i will tell them to bring 2 salads and one apple sauce and they automatically always bring the apple sauce to my son and the salad to me and we always switch. i will eat apple sauce all day long.
as far as the no makeup bit, that's pretty much any woman you roll over to in the morning. she's not going to be a HB 8 once she gets upa nd goes to brush her teeth my wife included.
lol it's funny there is not enough money on earth to get me to eat a salad. i fvcking hate salads. i will pick the croutons off my wife's salad like a 10 year old and dip them in ranch dressing but that's it. on the other hand my son loves salad like his mom and like when we go to red lobster or what not and you know how you can get the appetizer substituted for an apple sauce or whatever, i will tell them to bring 2 salads and one apple sauce and they automatically always bring the apple sauce to my son and the salad to me and we always switch. i will eat apple sauce all day long.
as far as the no makeup bit, that's pretty much any woman you roll over to in the morning. she's not going to be a HB 8 once she gets upa nd goes to brush her teeth my wife included.
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speed dawg
Master Don Juan
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA......
This is literally hysterical. Seeing all you guys sit here and say that Mila Kunis would do nothing for you. Bullsh*t. I mean, I know you're all pros at the game and everything, but again, bullsh*t. I would toss that salad as far up in her as my tongue would go. Lick her taint and suck that sh*t dry. Yeah, I said it.
Keep in mind that purely physical. That's her walking up to me naked and saying "Do whatever you want". Would I put up with her sh*t? I don't know, don't know anything about her except what she looks like in that pic and the character she played on 70s show. In that case, no, the pvssy ain't worth it.
I'm with iqqi on this one.
This is literally hysterical. Seeing all you guys sit here and say that Mila Kunis would do nothing for you. Bullsh*t. I mean, I know you're all pros at the game and everything, but again, bullsh*t. I would toss that salad as far up in her as my tongue would go. Lick her taint and suck that sh*t dry. Yeah, I said it.
Keep in mind that purely physical. That's her walking up to me naked and saying "Do whatever you want". Would I put up with her sh*t? I don't know, don't know anything about her except what she looks like in that pic and the character she played on 70s show. In that case, no, the pvssy ain't worth it.
I'm with iqqi on this one.
Every time there is a thread you take one thing from the post and manage to spin it around and start another conversation relating to your personal life. I just find it entertaining. I probably know a lot more of your wife and kid than I should just from reading some of your posts.backbreaker said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.