Miami for Christmas

[Murk]

So I have 6 days leave to take off work before the end of the year, plus I get off from Dec 21st to 2nd Jan. I'm booking flights to Miami to spend Christmas with my Grandad and family and just have 3 weeks not thinking about anything.

Any places in Miami I can hit up for fun? Anything to be wary of?

I have lots of family there who I'll party with so I'm not doing touristy bull**** but any advice is welcome.

I've needed a break, I need to recalibrate.

 

[Tilex]

South Beach is a great place for food and drinks, daytime & nighttime.
Although it does seem overcrowded 24/7
It's great for socializing with strangers on the sidewalk.

Go to Club Space on New Year's Eve. It's one of the last remaining mega-clubs still in existence in America.
It's not your typical snobby and uptight club either. The dress code and atmosphere is relaxed, and the sound system is incredible.

There's also a nice area in Ft Lauderdale that's very similar to South Beach packed with restaurants and bars. I forgot what it's called. You'll have to ask your grandfather about that.

 

[Murk]

South Beach is a great place for food and drinks, daytime & nighttime.
Although it does seem overcrowded 24/7
It's great for socializing with strangers on the sidewalk.

Go to Club Space on New Year's Eve. It's one of the last remaining mega-clubs still in existence in America.
It's not your typical snobby and uptight club either. The dress code and atmosphere is relaxed, and the sound system is incredible.

There's also a nice area in Ft Lauderdale that's very similar to South Beach packed with restaurants and bars. I forgot what it's called. You'll have to ask your grandfather about that.

Thanks bro, would you agree with one of the PMs I've received?

The traffic is terrible. I like little Havana quite a bit. Id suggest going to the Hispanic/ cuban restaurants, great food, great music, fun experience.

South Beach is full of jews and gays, and expensive. Avoid places where its primarily black people. However id suggest you definitely visit a ln area called wynwood. Wynwood used to be a run down hood but now people are trying to revitalize it, there is a lot of graffiti art there and many restaurants and bars that are nice, this will be much cooler than south beach.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynwood

Also Hallandale beach is very nice, cheaper than South Beach and just a very clean and safe area, i used to live there (technically Hollywood fl) and i loved it.

Be wary of Haitians. I've worked all over miami and broward county and palm beach county. I'd suggest you fly into the ft lauderdale /Hollywood international Airport. It will be cheaper and its just a better airport.

Honestly South Beach is overrated but if you're rich then why not. Have fun man.

With Club Space, is it like techno/house music? If so I'll go there twice. I'm not there on NYE - flying back to London to spend it with my friends.

I know South Beach is very touristy, prob have some drinks and maybe take a walk and try to talk to chicks? Are they receptive? Will I have to be some mega baller to get anywhere? Usually, my accent is enough of a sway to get some traction.

I'll be driving up to Orlando to see family too. This isn't a party holiday, more a rest/break/catch up with family over Christmas when it's snowing in the UK. A big fvck you to everyone freezing their tits off in ol blighty

 

[17 shots]

Go to disney world... hos love Disney world

 

[Murk]

Go to disney world... hos love Disney world

Been there done that. Been universal too when visiting Orlando, I’ve been to Norte Americano many times over, been to Georgia, LA, Vegas, N.Y. Barcelona, Madrid, Rome, Nice, Paris, Egypt, Greece and surrounding islands (Corfu, Crete, Kos,Santorini) Aiya Napa, Berlin, Prague, Amsterdam, Croatia ... probably missing some so apologies but for an outgoing non-poor successful person in Europe, this is lightwork. You are the hamsters in the cage, not me bro, I’ll not be completely swayed one way or another by any of you, no amount of blow and no amount of nights out is gonna change that. I really doubt the true intentions, motivitations and current living conditions of many here, bless the internet hey?

 

[17 shots]

Been there done that. Been universal too when visiting Orlando, I’ve been to Norte Americano many times over, been to Georgia, LA, Vegas, N.Y. Barcelona, Madrid, Rome, Nice, Paris, Egypt, Greece and surrounding islands (Corfu, Crete, Kos,Santorini) Aiya Napa, Berlin, Prague, Amsterdam, Croatia ... probably missing some so apologies but for an outgoing non-poor successful person in Europe, this is lightwork. You are the hamsters in the cage, not me bro, I’ll not be completely swayed one way or another by any of you, no amount of blow and no amount of nights out is gonna change that. I really doubt the true intentions, motivitations and current living conditions of many here, bless the internet hey?

What the hell... you asked lol

 

[CalabreseMike]

So I have 6 days leave to take off work before the end of the year, plus I get off from Dec 21st to 2nd Jan. I'm booking flights to Miami to spend Christmas with my Grandad and family and just have 3 weeks not thinking about anything.

Any places in Miami I can hit up for fun? Anything to be wary of?

I have lots of family there who I'll party with so I'm not doing touristy bull**** but any advice is welcome.

I've needed a break, I need to recalibrate.

Miami is gay now. Different than 20 years ago. But you can still find Cubans and Dominicans. and Haitians but you need to do some work. Better off just goof. Strait to Sousua or Boca Chica in the DR. Very hot chicas and very little work needed.

 

[marmel75]

Don't fly in with any coke unless you want to chance going to jail for a very very long time.

 

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Strait to Sousua or Boca Chica in the DR. Very hot chicas and very little work needed.

Please speak more on this...

 

[Murk]

Are they bars? I’ll defo check them out

 

[Spaz]

Good.

Just do ur thing murk and enjoy.

 

[CalabreseMike]

Please speak more on this...

The Dominican and haitian women ages 18-30 are super hot and the women love sex and treat you like a king and their bodies are flat stomachs and sizzling. Go to a bar and you will see 100 in Boca Chica or sousua and need $100 for the night. Obviously wear plastic. It’s jist like that. And they like older guys with Kinney and look good. Or in Santo Domingo. Same thing in places like that. It’s understood you are picking up a girl for sex. And be careful they fall in love easily.

 

[Murk]

You have to pay them $100?

 

[CalabreseMike]

You have to pay them $100?

Yes. At least $50