What kind of retards do we have monitoring this fvckery!
http://news.yahoo.com/meteor-explodes-over-russia-1-100-injured-175838744.html
http://news.yahoo.com/meteor-explodes-over-russia-1-100-injured-175838744.html
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pretty scary..Vladimir Chuprov of Greenpeace Russia said the Russian government has underestimated potential risks of the region. He noted that the meteor struck only 100 kilometers (60 miles) from the Mayak nuclear storage and disposal facility, which holds dozens of tons of weapons-grade plutonium.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
My bet is a bunch of useless women! :crazy:Burroughs said:What kind of retards do we have monitoring this fvckery!
http://news.yahoo.com/meteor-explodes-over-russia-1-100-injured-175838744.html
1. The Earth is hit by thousands upon thousands of meteors every day, so it’s impossible to monitor all of them.Burroughs said:What kind of retards do we have monitoring this fvckery!
Nah they just fvcked up our national health system by being less productive, having more time off and creating longer wait lists for the sick. I don't think you can pin this one on women, regular human error or a lack in technological advancement ( Oh hang on perhaps you can pin this one on women) and maybe an act of a pissed off God for an increase in sarcastic mangina's is all you can really put it down to. :crazy:Slickster said:My bet is a bunch of useless women! :crazy:
Grim times are ahead for our sick and feeble UK brothers and sisters I see.At the moment 57 per cent of registered doctors in Britain are men, but women could outnumber them within as little as five years, according to predictions.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Blame day game, taking all the men away from work and into the malls.Deep Dish said:2. It’s almost impossible to detect meteors during daylight hours.
Down Low said:Blame day game, taking all the men away from work and into the malls.