"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Meteor hits Earth!

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

B

betheman

Banned
Joined
Nov 4, 2010
Messages
1,843
Reaction score
67
they tell us about the ones that pass by, not the ones that will hit, the mass panic that would have caused had they said a 40 ton rock was going to plow into the earth...
 
Bokanovsky

Bokanovsky

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 7, 2012
Messages
5,512
Reaction score
5,691
Vladimir Chuprov of Greenpeace Russia said the Russian government has underestimated potential risks of the region. He noted that the meteor struck only 100 kilometers (60 miles) from the Mayak nuclear storage and disposal facility, which holds dozens of tons of weapons-grade plutonium.
Click to expand...
Pretty scary..
 
S

Scaramouche

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 27, 2008
Messages
4,440
Reaction score
1,560
Age
82
Location
Australia
Dear Burroughs,
Thanks for that,memories of Tanguska!....It will happen one day,but the big hits are thousands of years apart,in Cosmic terms,seconds but should see you and me out....A very interesting Yarn I came across recently on an allied topic was"Uriels Machine"by Lomas and Knight...Seems a quite plausible explanation of many Ancient events...The explanation of primitive calculation of Thoms Megalithic Yard is quite Brain numbing!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

D

Down Low

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 21, 2012
Messages
1,049
Reaction score
62
Location
Maryland
Once again, North Korea fails to guide a missile toward America, and yet again, cannot trigger a nuclear device no matter how massive its conventional detonation.
 
Atom Smasher

Atom Smasher

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 22, 2008
Messages
8,654
Reaction score
6,611
Age
69
Location
The 7th Dimension
I told that meteorite to go NC, but did it listen? No.
 
D

Deep Dish

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 25, 2002
Messages
2,191
Reaction score
175
Burroughs said:
What kind of retards do we have monitoring this fvckery!
Click to expand...
1. The Earth is hit by thousands upon thousands of meteors every day, so it’s impossible to monitor all of them.
2. It’s almost impossible to detect meteors during daylight hours.
 
?

( . )( . )

Banned
Joined
Dec 31, 2002
Messages
4,873
Reaction score
177
Location
Cobra Kai dojo
Slickster said:
My bet is a bunch of useless women! :crazy:
Click to expand...
Nah they just fvcked up our national health system by being less productive, having more time off and creating longer wait lists for the sick. I don't think you can pin this one on women, regular human error or a lack in technological advancement ( Oh hang on perhaps you can pin this one on women) and maybe an act of a pissed off God for an increase in sarcastic mangina's is all you can really put it down to. :crazy:

Didn't we sh!tcan most of the funding for NASA to supplement the welfare funding for the ever increasing rise of single mothers ages ago? Hmmm. Maybe your on to something there Slickster. See what I did there? I took your sarcastic liberal snark and busted it into a zillion pieces. I am........THE DESTROYER OF EQUALIST SNARK! RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*flies off into the distance*

edit:
At the moment 57 per cent of registered doctors in Britain are men, but women could outnumber them within as little as five years, according to predictions.
Click to expand...
Grim times are ahead for our sick and feeble UK brothers and sisters I see.
 
Last edited:

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

D

Down Low

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 21, 2012
Messages
1,049
Reaction score
62
Location
Maryland
Deep Dish said:
2. It’s almost impossible to detect meteors during daylight hours.
Click to expand...
Blame day game, taking all the men away from work and into the malls.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top