"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Meteor hits Earth!

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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they tell us about the ones that pass by, not the ones that will hit, the mass panic that would have caused had they said a 40 ton rock was going to plow into the earth...
 
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Vladimir Chuprov of Greenpeace Russia said the Russian government has underestimated potential risks of the region. He noted that the meteor struck only 100 kilometers (60 miles) from the Mayak nuclear storage and disposal facility, which holds dozens of tons of weapons-grade plutonium.
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Pretty scary..
 
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Dear Burroughs,
Thanks for that,memories of Tanguska!....It will happen one day,but the big hits are thousands of years apart,in Cosmic terms,seconds but should see you and me out....A very interesting Yarn I came across recently on an allied topic was"Uriels Machine"by Lomas and Knight...Seems a quite plausible explanation of many Ancient events...The explanation of primitive calculation of Thoms Megalithic Yard is quite Brain numbing!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Once again, North Korea fails to guide a missile toward America, and yet again, cannot trigger a nuclear device no matter how massive its conventional detonation.
 
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I told that meteorite to go NC, but did it listen? No.
 
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Burroughs said:
What kind of retards do we have monitoring this fvckery!
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1. The Earth is hit by thousands upon thousands of meteors every day, so it’s impossible to monitor all of them.
2. It’s almost impossible to detect meteors during daylight hours.
 
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Slickster said:
My bet is a bunch of useless women! :crazy:
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Nah they just fvcked up our national health system by being less productive, having more time off and creating longer wait lists for the sick. I don't think you can pin this one on women, regular human error or a lack in technological advancement ( Oh hang on perhaps you can pin this one on women) and maybe an act of a pissed off God for an increase in sarcastic mangina's is all you can really put it down to. :crazy:

Didn't we sh!tcan most of the funding for NASA to supplement the welfare funding for the ever increasing rise of single mothers ages ago? Hmmm. Maybe your on to something there Slickster. See what I did there? I took your sarcastic liberal snark and busted it into a zillion pieces. I am........THE DESTROYER OF EQUALIST SNARK! RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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At the moment 57 per cent of registered doctors in Britain are men, but women could outnumber them within as little as five years, according to predictions.
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Grim times are ahead for our sick and feeble UK brothers and sisters I see.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Deep Dish said:
2. It’s almost impossible to detect meteors during daylight hours.
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Blame day game, taking all the men away from work and into the malls.
 
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