"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a textbook crazy woman

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Yesterday I met this crazy 23 old woman off tinder. This gotta be the one that checks every god damn crazy atribute in the book! We are talking, 2 cats and wanting more cats, child-like obsession with the cats, is an "actress", lives of parents credit card, has a drug and alcohol problem, is a cam girl, going to be in the porno, booty calls me. Despite the fact that she was not all that attractive to me, I pumped anyway. She is multi- orgasmic and to my surprise the sex was good.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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She has some mental issues... Make sure to dump quick after you pump.
 
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Protect your heart man. Don't get attached to this cat bag what so ever.
 
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Why would you suck your d*ck in crazy. Smh...it won't be long before you're on here complaining about how she was bpd and treated you bad.
 
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Don't get me wrong here, I just stuck a d!ck in the hole. That's about it. Just though people could use this as a certain kind of reference to what crazy is. I am seeing these red flags in many other women. Here is a couple more: being vegetarian, having lesbian relationships, being overly too attached to family, magical thinking, believing in ghosts. They aren't smart enought to hide it and will just outright tell you or show you all this crap. If you are looking for easy sex that's just what you need to look for.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Remember to wrap up your wiener.
 
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