"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Met a textbook crazy woman

PapiChulo

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Yesterday I met this crazy 23 old woman off tinder. This gotta be the one that checks every god damn crazy atribute in the book! We are talking, 2 cats and wanting more cats, child-like obsession with the cats, is an "actress", lives of parents credit card, has a drug and alcohol problem, is a cam girl, going to be in the porno, booty calls me. Despite the fact that she was not all that attractive to me, I pumped anyway. She is multi- orgasmic and to my surprise the sex was good.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She has some mental issues... Make sure to dump quick after you pump.
 

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Protect your heart man. Don't get attached to this cat bag what so ever.
 

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Why would you suck your d*ck in crazy. Smh...it won't be long before you're on here complaining about how she was bpd and treated you bad.
 

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Don't get me wrong here, I just stuck a d!ck in the hole. That's about it. Just though people could use this as a certain kind of reference to what crazy is. I am seeing these red flags in many other women. Here is a couple more: being vegetarian, having lesbian relationships, being overly too attached to family, magical thinking, believing in ghosts. They aren't smart enought to hide it and will just outright tell you or show you all this crap. If you are looking for easy sex that's just what you need to look for.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Remember to wrap up your wiener.
 
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