"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Met a textbook crazy woman

PapiChulo

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Yesterday I met this crazy 23 old woman off tinder. This gotta be the one that checks every god damn crazy atribute in the book! We are talking, 2 cats and wanting more cats, child-like obsession with the cats, is an "actress", lives of parents credit card, has a drug and alcohol problem, is a cam girl, going to be in the porno, booty calls me. Despite the fact that she was not all that attractive to me, I pumped anyway. She is multi- orgasmic and to my surprise the sex was good.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She has some mental issues... Make sure to dump quick after you pump.
 

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Protect your heart man. Don't get attached to this cat bag what so ever.
 

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Why would you suck your d*ck in crazy. Smh...it won't be long before you're on here complaining about how she was bpd and treated you bad.
 

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Don't get me wrong here, I just stuck a d!ck in the hole. That's about it. Just though people could use this as a certain kind of reference to what crazy is. I am seeing these red flags in many other women. Here is a couple more: being vegetarian, having lesbian relationships, being overly too attached to family, magical thinking, believing in ghosts. They aren't smart enought to hide it and will just outright tell you or show you all this crap. If you are looking for easy sex that's just what you need to look for.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Remember to wrap up your wiener.
 
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