"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Met a new one today.

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Green eyes. She lives close to my family back home, here for grad school. I think that I'm already fallin for her. She had a great smile, and was very open. She jumped with excitement when I told her what I do for a living.

She just Looks like my family, like she'd fit right in with my lineage. The main thing is how I know she was checking me out, then I approached, and she gave me the "openness" I needed to get to know her better.

I hope to see her next week. The logistics of a LTR with this one would be great because her family is close to mine, err for Thanksgiving and such. I just saw her as someone I could love.

I could be wrong.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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there's a typo in your title.

it should read, "met a new one-ITIS today"
 

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You think you're already falling for her? Your thoughts are seeds to your own destruction. Should you not be rejected, you will be manipulated.
 

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(JJ) said:
there's a typo in your title.

it should read, "met a new one-ITIS today"
:crackup:


PM, did you tell her you make Poonanies for a living, and that's when she jumped with excitement?
 

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lol poonani's posts get more and more funny. Is it actually poonani writing this or is someone hacking his account
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gangster Of Love said:
(JJ) said:
there's a typo in your title.

it should read, "met a new one-ITIS today"
:crackup:


PM, did you tell her you make Poonanies for a living, and that's when she jumped with excitement?
I can already tell this is going to be one interesting thread.... ;)

But in all seriousness Poonani Maker, What exactly is it you do that makes all the beautiful women jump with excitement?
 

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OTB said:
But in all seriousness Poonani Maker, What exactly is it you do that makes all the beautiful women jump with excitement?
I heard it has something to do with his nickname "littleshaft"
 

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Wiesman44 said:
I heard it has something to do with his nickname "littleshaft"
Holy Sh1t bro, are you saying that our man PoonaniMaker is in the "adult entertainment" industry???

If this is all true, that's pretty fvkcin awesome... - More props to him! :D
 

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Heyyyyyyy, hold your horses man. you are already getting married having kids with her moving in with her and coming back for visits on holidays together. YOU JUST MET HER TODAYYYYYYY.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know, I know. I don't even own a house! Guys, especially in THIS economy, life is Hard. My credit rating ain't too hot because I've always paid cash for everything. I don't understand where all these people get all their money from.

I guess I just need to keep putting my head down and rolling that stone uphill, because money's not gonna just fall in my lap. I Hate the credit society or "system" we have today here in America. Why do I have to charge for stuff in order to be "worthy?"

Back to the girl. I'll most likely see her again this weekend. I'm really in no position to get married, Unless her family can provide a Large dowry.

I pray every day that I continue being as successful as I am to date. I've performed (with a few quirks here and there) admirably for quite some time.

It saddens me to see rich people do nothing while I have to work Very hard though.
 
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