"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bailey Sparks

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Been with a girl 6 months. Played it well for the most part. Passed the **** tests. Out yesterday and she's checking out another guy repeatedly. I asked (miffed) whether she knew him. She asked why and I said (a bit narky) just thought she may-. First sign I've shown jealously but way too beta. She's still into me but don't actually think it was a **** test. Messed up this time. Any advice on best way to salvage, show value, or just tips on how to handle in future?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how would you react if your little sister was checking a guy out? Theres your answer.

Perhaps offer to leave the room to give her more time to ogle the man in question. You could tell her to call you when she's finished.
 

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I was out shopping a few months back in the Nike store in Manhattan and a girl who was with her boyfriend was checking me out. He told her WTF do you think you're doing, she apologised on the spot. Sometimes it's best to treat her like a little child.
 

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LMFAO said:
I was out shopping a few months back in the Nike store in Manhattan and a girl who was with her boyfriend was checking me out. He told her WTF do you think you're doing, she apologised on the spot. Sometimes it's best to treat her like a little child.
No it's not.... man this is why this forum is here:

What she says: "I'm sorry (for checking out that dude).

What she is thinking: "WTF does this guy think... he owns my ass? He must not be very sure of himself.. calling me out like that... the jack@ss. Hmmm maybe he has reason to be concerned.... maybe the guy I was checking out IS BETTER. Man has my attraction level dropped. I wish a real man would come and take me away from this weak @ass man."

He might have gotten an apology on the spot, and won the battle, but this idiot is losing the war.

A better response would have been:

Boyfriend: "So... you like that guy... how about a walk over and ask him if he want a Chinese finger trap MMF three way? Of course if I do, you'll have to get one of your friends to come over for a FFM three way!!!"

That's how a fvcking REAL man responds to that, delivered in a funny, charming, humorous way.

I can steal women from guys like this all fvcking day.
 

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I would have asked if she wanted me to try and get his number for her
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bailey Sparks said:
Been with a girl 6 months. Played it well for the most part. Passed the **** tests. Out yesterday and she's checking out another guy repeatedly. I asked (miffed) whether she knew him. She asked why and I said (a bit narky) just thought she may-. First sign I've shown jealously but way too beta. She's still into me but don't actually think it was a **** test. Messed up this time. Any advice on best way to salvage, show value, or just tips on how to handle in future?
I'd be like "You should go ask him out, then I don't have to take you out and entertain you anymore."

Come on dude, take it easy. Like you wouldn't be checking out a hot girl all day if your girlfriend was with you. As long as she's not distracted from the conversation or getting his number in front of you, its all good. :up:
 
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