"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mens' pitifully low success rate on Tinder is about in line with his sperm's success rate

MatureDJ

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Notice how all the sperm cells that make it to "Sperm Heaven" are all Chads & Stacys? :rolleyes:

It's OVER for 99.999999% of SpermCells. :p
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Its even worst when fapping. In that case the other sperm cells dont have to be jealous because they can be assured they all fail and all experience equality.

Not intended to encourage fappimg. Only moderm trucels like myself should get a pass on that.
 

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Equality of opportunity vs equality of outcome.
 

MatureDJ

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Its even worst when fapping. In that case the other sperm cells dont have to be jealous because they can be assured they all fail and all experience equality.

Not intended to encourage fappimg. Only moderm trucels like myself should get a pass on that.
If a man doesn't ejaculate, the sperm cells die off on their scheduled time, and the body just absorbs them; hence, fapping doesn't matter, at least for more than 3 days or so since the last one (in fact, such old sperm cells could actually hurt the situation).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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