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Mens' pitifully low success rate on Tinder is about in line with his sperm's success rate

MatureDJ

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Notice how all the sperm cells that make it to "Sperm Heaven" are all Chads & Stacys? :rolleyes:

It's OVER for 99.999999% of SpermCells. :p
 
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Its even worst when fapping. In that case the other sperm cells dont have to be jealous because they can be assured they all fail and all experience equality.

Not intended to encourage fappimg. Only moderm trucels like myself should get a pass on that.
 

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Equality of opportunity vs equality of outcome.
 

MatureDJ

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Its even worst when fapping. In that case the other sperm cells dont have to be jealous because they can be assured they all fail and all experience equality.

Not intended to encourage fappimg. Only moderm trucels like myself should get a pass on that.
If a man doesn't ejaculate, the sperm cells die off on their scheduled time, and the body just absorbs them; hence, fapping doesn't matter, at least for more than 3 days or so since the last one (in fact, such old sperm cells could actually hurt the situation).
 
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