"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Mens' pitifully low success rate on Tinder is about in line with his sperm's success rate

MatureDJ

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Notice how all the sperm cells that make it to "Sperm Heaven" are all Chads & Stacys? :rolleyes:

It's OVER for 99.999999% of SpermCells. :p
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Its even worst when fapping. In that case the other sperm cells dont have to be jealous because they can be assured they all fail and all experience equality.

Not intended to encourage fappimg. Only moderm trucels like myself should get a pass on that.
 

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Equality of opportunity vs equality of outcome.
 

MatureDJ

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Its even worst when fapping. In that case the other sperm cells dont have to be jealous because they can be assured they all fail and all experience equality.

Not intended to encourage fappimg. Only moderm trucels like myself should get a pass on that.
If a man doesn't ejaculate, the sperm cells die off on their scheduled time, and the body just absorbs them; hence, fapping doesn't matter, at least for more than 3 days or so since the last one (in fact, such old sperm cells could actually hurt the situation).
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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