ERB
Don Juan
looking at the bottom of the forum at the activity counter. I see members, guests and robots. What are robots?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Members, guests and robots?
- Thread starter ERB
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
logicallefty
Moderator
Oh sh|t I thought they were sex robots looking for buyers. I guess i need to stop hitting on them and sending them my d|ck pics
backseatjuan
Banned
Ah, the future or robotic sex! I bet there will be hackers in the future, which will hack sex robots, and instead of you fvcking Harmony in her nice silicone pvssy, Harmony will insert carrot in your butt, and piss in your mouth with warm motoroil.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Imagine the horror stories. You're banging your sex robot, just about to nut, and the hackers make your mom's voice come out of the robot and tell you to take out the trash or something. Or their vajayjay turns into a cheesegrater or something.