ERB
Don Juan
looking at the bottom of the forum at the activity counter. I see members, guests and robots. What are robots?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Members, guests and robots?
- Thread starter ERB
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
logicallefty
Moderator
Oh sh|t I thought they were sex robots looking for buyers. I guess i need to stop hitting on them and sending them my d|ck pics
backseatjuan
Banned
Ah, the future or robotic sex! I bet there will be hackers in the future, which will hack sex robots, and instead of you fvcking Harmony in her nice silicone pvssy, Harmony will insert carrot in your butt, and piss in your mouth with warm motoroil.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Imagine the horror stories. You're banging your sex robot, just about to nut, and the hackers make your mom's voice come out of the robot and tell you to take out the trash or something. Or their vajayjay turns into a cheesegrater or something.