You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hold down the right trigger and she'll go into turbo mode on you.Cr1msonKing said:]
Also, what are you gonna do after you meet a chick on xbox live? Do you honestly think she's going to meet up with you and have some crazy monkey sex?
LOL, bro. But my point is this: shouldn't we be trying to open up every possible avenue for puss'y? If XBOX Live is another way to get it, lets go after it!#41 said:Hold down the right trigger and she'll go into turbo mode on you.
X-Box Flavored responsetoddlips said:LOL, bro. But my point is this: shouldn't we be trying to open up every possible avenue for puss'y? If XBOX Live is another way to get it, lets go after it!
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You make picking up chicks sound like a hassle. Just like the Mystery Method tells us, it's supposed to be fun!Aragon034 said:X-Box Flavored response
That's like going after a banshee with a plasma sword, Sure, it would be an EPIC victory, but the chances are so remote it's not worth the effort!
Man, i feel like playing Halo now, haven't played in years.
I'm a fan of the plasma sword too. Nothing like a nice up-close kill!Jack Paradox said:But going after a banshee with a plasma sword would be fun!
Check it out, bro. Last night I was rocking Gears of War when I got hit up with a mean seductive message from some biatch who lives in Maryland. I was macking it all night long a couple weeks ago and it paid off. Now she wants me to visit her and lay the pipe for her.Cr1msonKing said:No dude.
Stop trying to pick up chicks on Xbox Live.
That **** will not work.
Odds of finding a chick on Xbox Live-1000 to 1.
Odds of finding a chick on Xbox Live who lives near 100 miles where you live-1,000,000,000 to 1.
Go out in the real world and try to step your game up. If your scared about real life, stick to craigslist I guess. Though if you wanna get laid your going to have to meet them in real life.
Also, what are you gonna do after you meet a chick on xbox live? Do you honestly think she's going to meet up with you and have some crazy monkey sex?
Stop living in a fantasy dream bro.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Have any of you guys heard about this? This is crazy sh1t imo. My bro from across town called me up and said he cold approached some broad over a game of soul caliber and found out she lived just 45 minutes north, drove to her place and in a few hours hand tagged it.
I guess now the question is: do we now consider XBOX LIVE a viable option for picking up chicks?
ROFL This is one of the funniest things i've ever read.Score another phone number off of XBOX Live, bros