You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hold down the right trigger and she'll go into turbo mode on you.Cr1msonKing said:]
Also, what are you gonna do after you meet a chick on xbox live? Do you honestly think she's going to meet up with you and have some crazy monkey sex?
LOL, bro. But my point is this: shouldn't we be trying to open up every possible avenue for puss'y? If XBOX Live is another way to get it, lets go after it!#41 said:Hold down the right trigger and she'll go into turbo mode on you.
X-Box Flavored responsetoddlips said:LOL, bro. But my point is this: shouldn't we be trying to open up every possible avenue for puss'y? If XBOX Live is another way to get it, lets go after it!
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You make picking up chicks sound like a hassle. Just like the Mystery Method tells us, it's supposed to be fun!Aragon034 said:X-Box Flavored response
That's like going after a banshee with a plasma sword, Sure, it would be an EPIC victory, but the chances are so remote it's not worth the effort!
Man, i feel like playing Halo now, haven't played in years.
I'm a fan of the plasma sword too. Nothing like a nice up-close kill!Jack Paradox said:But going after a banshee with a plasma sword would be fun!
Check it out, bro. Last night I was rocking Gears of War when I got hit up with a mean seductive message from some biatch who lives in Maryland. I was macking it all night long a couple weeks ago and it paid off. Now she wants me to visit her and lay the pipe for her.Cr1msonKing said:No dude.
Stop trying to pick up chicks on Xbox Live.
That **** will not work.
Odds of finding a chick on Xbox Live-1000 to 1.
Odds of finding a chick on Xbox Live who lives near 100 miles where you live-1,000,000,000 to 1.
Go out in the real world and try to step your game up. If your scared about real life, stick to craigslist I guess. Though if you wanna get laid your going to have to meet them in real life.
Also, what are you gonna do after you meet a chick on xbox live? Do you honestly think she's going to meet up with you and have some crazy monkey sex?
Stop living in a fantasy dream bro.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Have any of you guys heard about this? This is crazy sh1t imo. My bro from across town called me up and said he cold approached some broad over a game of soul caliber and found out she lived just 45 minutes north, drove to her place and in a few hours hand tagged it.
I guess now the question is: do we now consider XBOX LIVE a viable option for picking up chicks?
ROFL This is one of the funniest things i've ever read.Score another phone number off of XBOX Live, bros