Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Hold down the right trigger and she'll go into turbo mode on you.Cr1msonKing said:]
Also, what are you gonna do after you meet a chick on xbox live? Do you honestly think she's going to meet up with you and have some crazy monkey sex?
LOL, bro. But my point is this: shouldn't we be trying to open up every possible avenue for puss'y? If XBOX Live is another way to get it, lets go after it!#41 said:Hold down the right trigger and she'll go into turbo mode on you.
X-Box Flavored responsetoddlips said:LOL, bro. But my point is this: shouldn't we be trying to open up every possible avenue for puss'y? If XBOX Live is another way to get it, lets go after it!
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
You make picking up chicks sound like a hassle. Just like the Mystery Method tells us, it's supposed to be fun!Aragon034 said:X-Box Flavored response
That's like going after a banshee with a plasma sword, Sure, it would be an EPIC victory, but the chances are so remote it's not worth the effort!
Man, i feel like playing Halo now, haven't played in years.
I'm a fan of the plasma sword too. Nothing like a nice up-close kill!Jack Paradox said:But going after a banshee with a plasma sword would be fun!
Check it out, bro. Last night I was rocking Gears of War when I got hit up with a mean seductive message from some biatch who lives in Maryland. I was macking it all night long a couple weeks ago and it paid off. Now she wants me to visit her and lay the pipe for her.Cr1msonKing said:No dude.
Stop trying to pick up chicks on Xbox Live.
That **** will not work.
Odds of finding a chick on Xbox Live-1000 to 1.
Odds of finding a chick on Xbox Live who lives near 100 miles where you live-1,000,000,000 to 1.
Go out in the real world and try to step your game up. If your scared about real life, stick to craigslist I guess. Though if you wanna get laid your going to have to meet them in real life.
Also, what are you gonna do after you meet a chick on xbox live? Do you honestly think she's going to meet up with you and have some crazy monkey sex?
Stop living in a fantasy dream bro.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Have any of you guys heard about this? This is crazy sh1t imo. My bro from across town called me up and said he cold approached some broad over a game of soul caliber and found out she lived just 45 minutes north, drove to her place and in a few hours hand tagged it.
I guess now the question is: do we now consider XBOX LIVE a viable option for picking up chicks?
ROFL This is one of the funniest things i've ever read.Score another phone number off of XBOX Live, bros