"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ME and my G/f are seeing who can go longer w/o masturbating

theonedude

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good lord, its only been 3 days!!

i notice im a lot hornier now tho, but its SOO hard.
altho i like feeling all lusty and stuff.
ne tips for staying the path and not masturbating.
cuz if i lose, she'll prolly think i have no self control.

P.S. i, of course have a good offense, and am trying to turn her on a lot, Quite fun.

soo, i need tips to turn her the hell on, like REALLY ON so that she caves, and i need soem tips for stayign with the not masturbatin.

plus these are always good cuz everyone reads these.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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PatrickWasHere

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Is ti masturbating, or doe sit include head and such?

If it does include head and whatnot, go with the 69 when you and her are really turned on. you'lll relieve eachother stress :)
 

Escalade

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Just be like "Since we can't masturbate ourselves we can just help out each other" and get some play in. Oh, and if you really need to do it, how would she know? Is she gonna smell your **** for lotion?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ShizamDaMan

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You'll lose man, sorry. Longest I went was 20 days in a contest between friends.
 

Need-2-B-Pimpin

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I managed to go 16 years without it...so much for stopping now though.
 

Moonsong

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There's a "Zen Plateau" after two or three weeks. You just stop wanting to do it. Not that it kills your sex drive or anything, but it does get better. Good luck!
 

4nando

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moonsong speaks the truth. I can't remember the last time I yanked my chain, but it was quite some time ago. (We're talking months here though, which isn't that impressive except as a personal record.) After a while, you start to realize that sex isn't so important, and you don't need to masturbate constantly. Start applying it to other things, and suddenly you will see the events of your life and the past and the future come together. it's really weird when you realize that you're missing out on this when you masturbate. and then you just shun it forever.

go ahead, call me gay. i'd get angry if i weren't a zen master.
 

Nightspark

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lol i had something like that going down with my Ex... but it was less intense... and i won =) hehehe

just channel urr sex drive on something... pushups help, since they make ur arms tired and you yourself tired... on top of that you fitter each time.. so when urr horny channel it to something constructive like exercise...

if u wanna make her horny i guess u can start doing phone sex with her or something... works like a charm =) only if urr really descriptive and well good at it
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I personally try not to masturbate during certain time periods including: when I'm looking for girls, and when I'm with a girl. When I'm loaded with testosterone I feel much more energetic and outgoing with the ladies, and if I'm not single at the time, well, sex is just that much better.
 

niggah

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just **** another chick, thats not considered masterbation technically
 

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Hows she going to know if you jerk it? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by Need-2-B-Pimpin
I managed to go 16 years without it...so much for stopping now though.
dang, that's 3 years more than this guy
 

triple_ultima

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Originally posted by 4nando
moonsong speaks the truth. I can't remember the last time I yanked my chain, but it was quite some time ago. (We're talking months here though, which isn't that impressive except as a personal record.) After a while, you start to realize that sex isn't so important, and you don't need to masturbate constantly. Start applying it to other things, and suddenly you will see the events of your life and the past and the future come together. it's really weird when you realize that you're missing out on this when you masturbate. and then you just shun it forever.

go ahead, call me gay. i'd get angry if i weren't a zen master.
You have intrigued me. I just might have to try not flogging the dolphin, but man it'll be tough. I can't even go one day without it...:(

Oh and by the way, girls are insanely good at not "feeding the clam" when they don't want to. She'll probably win.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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