"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Me and Jessica Alba

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HAHA, is it true that you can grind coffee beans with your teeth and boil them with your rage??
 

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Pardon me for asking, but is that really Jessica Alba?
 

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edit - part of the reason i posted this is b/c these girls below are of similar ethnicity to Alba. similar look and background

i don't see whats so great about her or the other starving, fairly indistinguishable celebs the public likes.

I'll take my girl Jackie Ashe any day of the week. I'd marry this girl in a heartbeat, fuk 50%, she can have all my sh!t. Her smile is so lovely and captivating, I could sit and admire it for hours.

http://gally.meatmembers.com/nutinhermouth/pics/007/images/image001.jpg
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my girl Kaylynn is second by a hair

http://www.poornstars.net/galleries_kellycash/pf_84_kaylynn/pics/02.jpg
http://galleries.pimproll.com/wt/pics/13/004.jpg
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http://www.poornstars.net/galleries_kellycash/pf_84_kaylynn/pics/10.jpg

Ive seen so much porn I barely even notice regular chicks anymore. It's at the point where any chick who doesn't do DP and facials is a prude. like "ya shes hot, but will she let me c*m in her ass and then sh!t it in into a cup in drink it? probably not. i should watch tory lane instead". i have a vid of pregnant chick fisting a guy's butt hole and eating the poo that comes out. im dead fukn serious. double anal, *******, jizz bongs, im fukn desensitized.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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Ok, calm the hell down, the joke was that I put chuck norris' face on the other guys. Plus, who the hell has sex in running shoes?
 

6-heads lewis

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HandyAndy said:
Ok, calm the hell down, the joke was that I put chuck norris' face on the other guys. Plus, who the hell has sex in running shoes?
lol dont get me wrong bro im not attacking you or this thread, sorry if it seemed that way, it was just on my mind today. my bud bought a playboy cuz a wwe chick was in it, I was like wtf i have vids of hotter girls doing way more.

its just weird to me the celeb worship. guys talking about alba and jess biel and all theyve done is walking around in bikinis.

i should have warned the links are porn my bad, i dont think anyone here is offended by hot chicks with jizz in their mouth.
 

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6-heads lewis said:
lol dont get me wrong bro im not attacking you or this thread, sorry if it seemed that way, it was just on my mind today. my bud bought a playboy cuz a wwe chick was in it, I was like wtf i have vids of hotter girls doing way more.

its just weird to me the celeb worship. guys talking about alba and jess biel and all theyve done is walking around in bikinis.

i should have warned the links are porn my bad, i dont think anyone here is offended by hot chicks with jizz in their mouth.
He is 16. He is going to worship celebs. Part of growing up. I will have issues when he is 40 and still drooling over herpes infected celebs. Google Jessica Alba and Herpes.
 
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