"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Me and Jessica Alba
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- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
6-heads lewis
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edit - part of the reason i posted this is b/c these girls below are of similar ethnicity to Alba. similar look and background
i don't see whats so great about her or the other starving, fairly indistinguishable celebs the public likes.
I'll take my girl Jackie Ashe any day of the week. I'd marry this girl in a heartbeat, fuk 50%, she can have all my sh!t. Her smile is so lovely and captivating, I could sit and admire it for hours.
http://gally.meatmembers.com/nutinhermouth/pics/007/images/image001.jpg
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my girl Kaylynn is second by a hair
http://www.poornstars.net/galleries_kellycash/pf_84_kaylynn/pics/02.jpg
http://galleries.pimproll.com/wt/pics/13/004.jpg
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http://www.poornstars.net/galleries_kellycash/pf_84_kaylynn/pics/10.jpg
Ive seen so much porn I barely even notice regular chicks anymore. It's at the point where any chick who doesn't do DP and facials is a prude. like "ya shes hot, but will she let me c*m in her ass and then sh!t it in into a cup in drink it? probably not. i should watch tory lane instead". i have a vid of pregnant chick fisting a guy's butt hole and eating the poo that comes out. im dead fukn serious. double anal, *******, jizz bongs, im fukn desensitized.
i don't see whats so great about her or the other starving, fairly indistinguishable celebs the public likes.
I'll take my girl Jackie Ashe any day of the week. I'd marry this girl in a heartbeat, fuk 50%, she can have all my sh!t. Her smile is so lovely and captivating, I could sit and admire it for hours.
http://gally.meatmembers.com/nutinhermouth/pics/007/images/image001.jpg
link removed
my girl Kaylynn is second by a hair
http://www.poornstars.net/galleries_kellycash/pf_84_kaylynn/pics/02.jpg
http://galleries.pimproll.com/wt/pics/13/004.jpg
link removed (perfection)
http://www.poornstars.net/galleries_kellycash/pf_84_kaylynn/pics/10.jpg
Ive seen so much porn I barely even notice regular chicks anymore. It's at the point where any chick who doesn't do DP and facials is a prude. like "ya shes hot, but will she let me c*m in her ass and then sh!t it in into a cup in drink it? probably not. i should watch tory lane instead". i have a vid of pregnant chick fisting a guy's butt hole and eating the poo that comes out. im dead fukn serious. double anal, *******, jizz bongs, im fukn desensitized.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
6-heads lewis
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lol dont get me wrong bro im not attacking you or this thread, sorry if it seemed that way, it was just on my mind today. my bud bought a playboy cuz a wwe chick was in it, I was like wtf i have vids of hotter girls doing way more.HandyAndy said:
its just weird to me the celeb worship. guys talking about alba and jess biel and all theyve done is walking around in bikinis.
i should have warned the links are porn my bad, i dont think anyone here is offended by hot chicks with jizz in their mouth.
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I've seen that Kaylynn chick in a few vids. I love her ass.
Yosh.
Yosh.