"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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max times youve jerked it?

joekerr31

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whast the maximum number of times you've jerked it in a day?

for me it was 3
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage

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I was a horny little teenager, I once did 6 times in one day and decided to jerk off for a seventh one just to have that lucky number.

I think I slept for like 14 hours stright the following day :D
 

KontrollerX

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Man I might of been able to get to three but it honestly hurts after the first time.
 

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mahon83050 said:
I think something like 11. THere have been multiple times I have done 7+ in a day. It gets real bad sometimes....I get depressed when I do it too much.
Your hands must have road rash by now, jesus christ.:confused:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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the most in a day was 5 thats only happened twice lol.
 

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I used to do it a lot..about 3 or 4 times daily but I quit it and try to to jerk off only one every other day. When I don't feel like jerking off I don't.

I didn't mind jerking off that much as I saw no difference with the way I communicated with people, but too much masturbation caused me acne. Probably the only reason I don't do it as much now, I dont listen to all that bull**** that you're better with women if you don't masturbate.

I think people who have fetishes are bound to do it more often.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I once read a Playboy interview with Brett Michaels of Poison asking him how many times he'd had sex in a single day. His reply: "8 times with 5 different girls, and then I went home and beat off too." Heheh,..
 

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"I remember the first time I had sex, boy was I scared...I was all ALONE!"

- The late GREAT Rodney Dangerfield


Oh, and to answer the question: Probably about 3 times once a LONG time ago = Morning, noon, and GOOD night. lol
 

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Yea right Speakeasy, you probably never got over 1.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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joekerr31

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navyseal2101 said:
Yea right Speakeasy, you probably never got over 1.
he got 2 one day, but it doesn't really count since his mom had to help him.

:p
 

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8 back when i 1st discovered it. oh man my **** never hurt so bad. thank God im a guy or i woulda had nothing to play with
 

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I think 7 or 8 times. God I was sore and it hurt. It hurt while I peed!
 

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I think about 3 times, and my **** hurt so bad. I used to use soap when I first discovered it. Oh man, did it sting to pee.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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