"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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max times youve jerked it?

joekerr31

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whast the maximum number of times you've jerked it in a day?

for me it was 3
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJDamage

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I was a horny little teenager, I once did 6 times in one day and decided to jerk off for a seventh one just to have that lucky number.

I think I slept for like 14 hours stright the following day :D
 

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Man I might of been able to get to three but it honestly hurts after the first time.
 

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mahon83050 said:
I think something like 11. THere have been multiple times I have done 7+ in a day. It gets real bad sometimes....I get depressed when I do it too much.
Your hands must have road rash by now, jesus christ.:confused:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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the most in a day was 5 thats only happened twice lol.
 

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I used to do it a lot..about 3 or 4 times daily but I quit it and try to to jerk off only one every other day. When I don't feel like jerking off I don't.

I didn't mind jerking off that much as I saw no difference with the way I communicated with people, but too much masturbation caused me acne. Probably the only reason I don't do it as much now, I dont listen to all that bull**** that you're better with women if you don't masturbate.

I think people who have fetishes are bound to do it more often.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I once read a Playboy interview with Brett Michaels of Poison asking him how many times he'd had sex in a single day. His reply: "8 times with 5 different girls, and then I went home and beat off too." Heheh,..
 

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"I remember the first time I had sex, boy was I scared...I was all ALONE!"

- The late GREAT Rodney Dangerfield


Oh, and to answer the question: Probably about 3 times once a LONG time ago = Morning, noon, and GOOD night. lol
 

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Yea right Speakeasy, you probably never got over 1.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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navyseal2101 said:
Yea right Speakeasy, you probably never got over 1.
he got 2 one day, but it doesn't really count since his mom had to help him.

:p
 

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8 back when i 1st discovered it. oh man my **** never hurt so bad. thank God im a guy or i woulda had nothing to play with
 

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I think 7 or 8 times. God I was sore and it hurt. It hurt while I peed!
 

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I think about 3 times, and my **** hurt so bad. I used to use soap when I first discovered it. Oh man, did it sting to pee.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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