"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Matthew McCounaghey is a man's man!

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Have you ever met a chick who did not like this guy? I haven't

You gotta admire the guy though. He is not a pretty boy like Leo Dicaprio, Jude Law, Johnny Depp or Paul Walker.

He looks like how a man should look like. Handsome, but does not have a pretty face

He was great in U-571
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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are you gay?

he has good looks and is admired by media, besides acting you think that chump would have some serios game on his own?

i dont think so

total AFC, just pay attention to his interviews!!!
 

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and you been here since 2000

get off the pc for a week and get some pu$$y bro
 

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The title of the thread threw me off a little. But anyway, was he in that movie Sahara? I keep seeing bits of that movie on TV.
 

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paintballz said:
are you gay?

he has good looks and is admired by media, besides acting you think that chump would have some serios game on his own?

i dont think so

total AFC, just pay attention to his interviews!!!
You must be still in high school. It is NOT GAY to admire another mans good looks, it means you are secure with your sexuality.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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build your own kingdom and stop jocking his

have you even read the bible yet?

for the love of god man you sound like a violent celebrity stalker

READ THE BIBLE!:up:
 

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One thing I really admire about the guy is that he's 38 and in amazing physical condition that would put most 20 year olds to shame.

I hear so many people in their late 20s whining about being too old to get in shape, and (especially with me being 30) I find him an inspiration.
 

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he works out a lot and thats cool.

but when i found out that he never wears deoderant - and i mean NEVER - he dropped a few rankings as a cool dude in my book.

i dont get him. he shaves off all body hair - very metrosexual thing to do - but he wont wear deoderant - coo coo. :nervous:
 

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joekerr31 said:
but when i found out that he never wears deodorant - and i mean NEVER - he dropped a few rankings as a cool dude in my book.
Really?

That would put him up a few rankings in my book. I don't always wear deodorant either. Believe it or not, pheromones are very real. Not the artificial ones that they sell online, but humans really do produce and sense pheromones. When you sweat, you release pheromones that attract women. It sounds crazy, but there are countless scientific studies that prove it to be true.

edit: Just did a little Google search and found that "McCounaghey admits he hasn't worn a scent or donned deodorant since he was 14-years-old. That's when he discovered his natural odor turned the ladies on."

Seriously, you guys should try not wearing deodorant/cologne. I've been told I smell really good also, when not wearing any scent. In this case, I think this McCounaghey guy is cool. I think there was another member on Sosuave who also talked about this concept before.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I wouldn't say he's my idle though.
Fortunately, I don't think he's anyone's "idle." I believe the word you were trying to use is "idol," which is used in the title of the show, American Idol. Idle means when something is stationary and just stays in one place for a long time; for example, when you keep your car idle.
 

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Really?

That would put him up a few rankings in my book. I don't always wear deodorant either.

ummm. if i dont wear deoderant my pits stink. as do 99% of people out there. id be washing my pits every other hour without deoderant.
 

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There's many scientific studies that prove that particular humans produce hormones that can be great smelling scents.

However, I wouldn't advise anybody to try what Matt is trying here. There's other "scents" that can be produced when sweating that by not wearing deodorant would make the "great smelling scents" a little sour.

I also wouldn't believe everything you hear from actors, meaning actors need to say different things from a P.R. standpoint to stand out from the pack and remain at the top.

Hormones are great smelling scents, but by not wearing deodorant and sweating, it'll be like putting cologne on and not washing your azz...at the end of the day, you still stink.

-DJF
 

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attraction, you wash your *ss though right?
Yeah, I do wash my ass, and other body parts. I do wear deodorant but not as much and as often as I used to. I don't wear cologne any more either.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I heard he and Woody Harrelson share joints and then see who can build up a sweat and smell like pissed asparagus.

They're both fvcking fruity asses.

And for the record, if you don't wear deodorant you are a fvcking idiot. BO is absolutely horrid regardless of whatever way you try to frame it.

There are only two films M.M. was good in: Dazed and Confused as Wooderson and Frailty as the left hand killer.

What the fvck has he done worth a sh!t since? That piece of sh!t flick about being a TOTAL AFC with Kate Hudson (who herself married a potheaded hippie).
 

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what makes him a mans man????????

cause he stinks and doesnt care and still gets beautyful women?

seriously bro please answer why he is a MANS MAN
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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