http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050128/od_nm/canada_indecency_dc
lmao this is too funny indeed
lmao this is too funny indeed
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
CableLight
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"She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police,"
That part sounds a little shady
That part sounds a little shady
TyTe`EyEs
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That's what I was thinking. Sounds like they were getting off watching him.Originally posted by CableLight
"She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police,"
That part sounds a little shady
I hate self-righteous people. They go and find stuff people do just so that they can condemn it.
"man, this porn is awful. Can you imagine what kind of perv must look at this..ah, yes... Such heathens... I'd better tell the mayor about this!"
"man, this porn is awful. Can you imagine what kind of perv must look at this..ah, yes... Such heathens... I'd better tell the mayor about this!"
CableLight
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The self-righteous are blindingly amazing. I always thought that deciding what is right for other people based on what you stand for yourself was called...whats that word...Oh yeah - Fascism.
To quote Incubus for a second: "The day you were born / You were born free / That is your / Privilege."
To quote Incubus for a second: "The day you were born / You were born free / That is your / Privilege."
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Everyone are so sensetive and with the way society is going, the day you are born you can be charged with sexual harrasment. I can see the headlines now:
Nurse Accuses Baby of Sexual Harrasment
- Upon deliverance of the baby boy who is yet to be named, a nurse is suing the baby for being born naked and thus exposing himself to her. Prosecutors are looking for a severe punishment possibly recieving the Electric High Chair.
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I got a laugh out of that....
MetalFortress
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Binoculars and a telescope? WTF? They're voyeurs!
Alpine
Master Don Juan
People go on about inequality, I'll give you fvckin inequality, if that had been a woman and you happened to walk passed and see her you'd be arrested for being a peeping Tom.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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That's not even close to the definition of what Fascism is.
You people should take a Sex Offenders class in college if you ever get the chance. It’s a fun subject. You will learn much about human nature and a glimpse into all the weird things people do but would never admit to.
The problem with “self-righteous” people is that they, no different than us, like and do crazy stuff. Everyone has kinky, weird, sexual appetites. It’s perfectly normal to have fantasies involving goats, horses, voyeurism, etc. Everyone is a pervert. “Pervert” is simply what we call people who do what is outside our own personal standards of what is appropriate behavior—practically every sexual behavior is condemned by someone else—and the components for all sexual behaviors whether normal or abnormal is fantasy, symbolism, ritualism, compulsion. The primary difference between “normal” people and sexual offenders is that for sexual offenders their fantasies take control of their life.
As for voyeurs, they tend to be male, so females are relatively rare, but voyeurs also tend to suffer from social inadequacy. A paraphilia such as voyeurism can lead to progressively more serious offenses as the needed amount of stimulus progressively increases. Sexual offenders often are found to engage in four simultaneous paraphilias, and serial rapists or even serial murderers are often found to have started out with simple, harmless things such as exhibitionism or voyeurism. However, that woman is most likely of no threat to the community.
The problem with “self-righteous” people is that they, no different than us, like and do crazy stuff. Everyone has kinky, weird, sexual appetites. It’s perfectly normal to have fantasies involving goats, horses, voyeurism, etc. Everyone is a pervert. “Pervert” is simply what we call people who do what is outside our own personal standards of what is appropriate behavior—practically every sexual behavior is condemned by someone else—and the components for all sexual behaviors whether normal or abnormal is fantasy, symbolism, ritualism, compulsion. The primary difference between “normal” people and sexual offenders is that for sexual offenders their fantasies take control of their life.
As for voyeurs, they tend to be male, so females are relatively rare, but voyeurs also tend to suffer from social inadequacy. A paraphilia such as voyeurism can lead to progressively more serious offenses as the needed amount of stimulus progressively increases. Sexual offenders often are found to engage in four simultaneous paraphilias, and serial rapists or even serial murderers are often found to have started out with simple, harmless things such as exhibitionism or voyeurism. However, that woman is most likely of no threat to the community.
Alpine
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'Perfectly normal to have fantasies about goats and horses'
errr, sorry but I don't think so.
I think the general line on that is it's an abberation, even as a fantasy.
errr, sorry but I don't think so.
I think the general line on that is it's an abberation, even as a fantasy.
That is your personal standard and mine as well, but every sexual act—probably even missionary style—is considered abnormal by other cultures or subcultures. Psychologists, sociologists, sexologists readily admit—and this is the first thing taught in classes of psychology, sex offenders, etc.—that they can not objectively define what is abnormal behavior. Asking the simple question "What is normal?" is extraordinarily complicated to answer.
People have freedom of thought. We do not necessarily have freedom of action but we can think about whatever we want and it is acceptable. It is okay to think about having sex with a dog or have pedophilic thoughts or have a rape fantasy, if as long as they don’t actually do it. It is only when we act out our thoughts and fantasies that we are subject to scrutiny if it is harming to others. Back in Greek times, it was considered the highest love for a man to engage in what we consider pedophilia, which just goes to show culturally and time sensitive are our standards. They thought it was harmless, we think it is dangerous. I would find it most comical if some culture considers missionary style as abnormal, and there probably is (or was).
If you ask people directly, upfront, when their identity is known, what they are into sexually, they will lie. They may not lie per se but they will conveniently exclude certain interests—such as having a smoking, shoe, or bondage fetish; or a fantasy of having a foursome with their relatives— and may certainly lie when asked if they like it. Anonymous sex surveys indicate that normal, mentally healthy people like bizarre things, that collectively it is everything under the sun. Anything you can imagine, there are people out there who like it.
We can not judge people as “abnormal” for having fantasies of goats or horses, but only if they actually carried out their fantasies and engaged in bestiality could we then say “No, that’s wrong.”
For more information, I suggest reading the book Sex Offenders by Ronald Holmes and Stephen Holmes.
People have freedom of thought. We do not necessarily have freedom of action but we can think about whatever we want and it is acceptable. It is okay to think about having sex with a dog or have pedophilic thoughts or have a rape fantasy, if as long as they don’t actually do it. It is only when we act out our thoughts and fantasies that we are subject to scrutiny if it is harming to others. Back in Greek times, it was considered the highest love for a man to engage in what we consider pedophilia, which just goes to show culturally and time sensitive are our standards. They thought it was harmless, we think it is dangerous. I would find it most comical if some culture considers missionary style as abnormal, and there probably is (or was).
If you ask people directly, upfront, when their identity is known, what they are into sexually, they will lie. They may not lie per se but they will conveniently exclude certain interests—such as having a smoking, shoe, or bondage fetish; or a fantasy of having a foursome with their relatives— and may certainly lie when asked if they like it. Anonymous sex surveys indicate that normal, mentally healthy people like bizarre things, that collectively it is everything under the sun. Anything you can imagine, there are people out there who like it.
We can not judge people as “abnormal” for having fantasies of goats or horses, but only if they actually carried out their fantasies and engaged in bestiality could we then say “No, that’s wrong.”
For more information, I suggest reading the book Sex Offenders by Ronald Holmes and Stephen Holmes.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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This reminds me of the kid who found some beastiality sites and then came on SoSuave saying, "You need to realize that women are horny...they're so horny they are willing to SCREW DOGS AND HORSES TO GET OFF!!"Originally posted by fuzzx
It’s perfectly normal to have fantasies involving goats, horses
I draw the line at obese women... thats just sick
Poor fellow thought he'd found the secret to women.
LOL
Originally posted by squirrels
This reminds me of the kid who found some beastiality sites and then came on SoSuave saying, "You need to realize that women are horny...they're so horny they are willing to SCREW DOGS AND HORSES TO GET OFF!!"
Poor fellow thought he'd found the secret to women.
LOL
Just goes to show how crazy women really are.
"Women are so fucced up in the head some like to get snuffed!"
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