http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050128/od_nm/canada_indecency_dc
lmao this is too funny indeed
lmao this is too funny indeed
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Masterbation is bad for you
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
CableLight
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"She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police,"
That part sounds a little shady
That part sounds a little shady
TyTe`EyEs
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That's what I was thinking. Sounds like they were getting off watching him.Originally posted by CableLight
"She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police,"
That part sounds a little shady
I hate self-righteous people. They go and find stuff people do just so that they can condemn it.
"man, this porn is awful. Can you imagine what kind of perv must look at this..ah, yes... Such heathens... I'd better tell the mayor about this!"
"man, this porn is awful. Can you imagine what kind of perv must look at this..ah, yes... Such heathens... I'd better tell the mayor about this!"
CableLight
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The self-righteous are blindingly amazing. I always thought that deciding what is right for other people based on what you stand for yourself was called...whats that word...Oh yeah - Fascism.
To quote Incubus for a second: "The day you were born / You were born free / That is your / Privilege."
To quote Incubus for a second: "The day you were born / You were born free / That is your / Privilege."
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Everyone are so sensetive and with the way society is going, the day you are born you can be charged with sexual harrasment. I can see the headlines now:
Nurse Accuses Baby of Sexual Harrasment
- Upon deliverance of the baby boy who is yet to be named, a nurse is suing the baby for being born naked and thus exposing himself to her. Prosecutors are looking for a severe punishment possibly recieving the Electric High Chair.
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I got a laugh out of that....
MetalFortress
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Binoculars and a telescope? WTF? They're voyeurs!
Alpine
Master Don Juan
People go on about inequality, I'll give you fvckin inequality, if that had been a woman and you happened to walk passed and see her you'd be arrested for being a peeping Tom.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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That's not even close to the definition of what Fascism is.
You people should take a Sex Offenders class in college if you ever get the chance. It’s a fun subject. You will learn much about human nature and a glimpse into all the weird things people do but would never admit to.
The problem with “self-righteous” people is that they, no different than us, like and do crazy stuff. Everyone has kinky, weird, sexual appetites. It’s perfectly normal to have fantasies involving goats, horses, voyeurism, etc. Everyone is a pervert. “Pervert” is simply what we call people who do what is outside our own personal standards of what is appropriate behavior—practically every sexual behavior is condemned by someone else—and the components for all sexual behaviors whether normal or abnormal is fantasy, symbolism, ritualism, compulsion. The primary difference between “normal” people and sexual offenders is that for sexual offenders their fantasies take control of their life.
As for voyeurs, they tend to be male, so females are relatively rare, but voyeurs also tend to suffer from social inadequacy. A paraphilia such as voyeurism can lead to progressively more serious offenses as the needed amount of stimulus progressively increases. Sexual offenders often are found to engage in four simultaneous paraphilias, and serial rapists or even serial murderers are often found to have started out with simple, harmless things such as exhibitionism or voyeurism. However, that woman is most likely of no threat to the community.
The problem with “self-righteous” people is that they, no different than us, like and do crazy stuff. Everyone has kinky, weird, sexual appetites. It’s perfectly normal to have fantasies involving goats, horses, voyeurism, etc. Everyone is a pervert. “Pervert” is simply what we call people who do what is outside our own personal standards of what is appropriate behavior—practically every sexual behavior is condemned by someone else—and the components for all sexual behaviors whether normal or abnormal is fantasy, symbolism, ritualism, compulsion. The primary difference between “normal” people and sexual offenders is that for sexual offenders their fantasies take control of their life.
As for voyeurs, they tend to be male, so females are relatively rare, but voyeurs also tend to suffer from social inadequacy. A paraphilia such as voyeurism can lead to progressively more serious offenses as the needed amount of stimulus progressively increases. Sexual offenders often are found to engage in four simultaneous paraphilias, and serial rapists or even serial murderers are often found to have started out with simple, harmless things such as exhibitionism or voyeurism. However, that woman is most likely of no threat to the community.
Alpine
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'Perfectly normal to have fantasies about goats and horses'
errr, sorry but I don't think so.
I think the general line on that is it's an abberation, even as a fantasy.
errr, sorry but I don't think so.
I think the general line on that is it's an abberation, even as a fantasy.
That is your personal standard and mine as well, but every sexual act—probably even missionary style—is considered abnormal by other cultures or subcultures. Psychologists, sociologists, sexologists readily admit—and this is the first thing taught in classes of psychology, sex offenders, etc.—that they can not objectively define what is abnormal behavior. Asking the simple question "What is normal?" is extraordinarily complicated to answer.
People have freedom of thought. We do not necessarily have freedom of action but we can think about whatever we want and it is acceptable. It is okay to think about having sex with a dog or have pedophilic thoughts or have a rape fantasy, if as long as they don’t actually do it. It is only when we act out our thoughts and fantasies that we are subject to scrutiny if it is harming to others. Back in Greek times, it was considered the highest love for a man to engage in what we consider pedophilia, which just goes to show culturally and time sensitive are our standards. They thought it was harmless, we think it is dangerous. I would find it most comical if some culture considers missionary style as abnormal, and there probably is (or was).
If you ask people directly, upfront, when their identity is known, what they are into sexually, they will lie. They may not lie per se but they will conveniently exclude certain interests—such as having a smoking, shoe, or bondage fetish; or a fantasy of having a foursome with their relatives— and may certainly lie when asked if they like it. Anonymous sex surveys indicate that normal, mentally healthy people like bizarre things, that collectively it is everything under the sun. Anything you can imagine, there are people out there who like it.
We can not judge people as “abnormal” for having fantasies of goats or horses, but only if they actually carried out their fantasies and engaged in bestiality could we then say “No, that’s wrong.”
For more information, I suggest reading the book Sex Offenders by Ronald Holmes and Stephen Holmes.
People have freedom of thought. We do not necessarily have freedom of action but we can think about whatever we want and it is acceptable. It is okay to think about having sex with a dog or have pedophilic thoughts or have a rape fantasy, if as long as they don’t actually do it. It is only when we act out our thoughts and fantasies that we are subject to scrutiny if it is harming to others. Back in Greek times, it was considered the highest love for a man to engage in what we consider pedophilia, which just goes to show culturally and time sensitive are our standards. They thought it was harmless, we think it is dangerous. I would find it most comical if some culture considers missionary style as abnormal, and there probably is (or was).
If you ask people directly, upfront, when their identity is known, what they are into sexually, they will lie. They may not lie per se but they will conveniently exclude certain interests—such as having a smoking, shoe, or bondage fetish; or a fantasy of having a foursome with their relatives— and may certainly lie when asked if they like it. Anonymous sex surveys indicate that normal, mentally healthy people like bizarre things, that collectively it is everything under the sun. Anything you can imagine, there are people out there who like it.
We can not judge people as “abnormal” for having fantasies of goats or horses, but only if they actually carried out their fantasies and engaged in bestiality could we then say “No, that’s wrong.”
For more information, I suggest reading the book Sex Offenders by Ronald Holmes and Stephen Holmes.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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This reminds me of the kid who found some beastiality sites and then came on SoSuave saying, "You need to realize that women are horny...they're so horny they are willing to SCREW DOGS AND HORSES TO GET OFF!!"Originally posted by fuzzx
It’s perfectly normal to have fantasies involving goats, horses
I draw the line at obese women... thats just sick
Poor fellow thought he'd found the secret to women.
LOL
Originally posted by squirrels
This reminds me of the kid who found some beastiality sites and then came on SoSuave saying, "You need to realize that women are horny...they're so horny they are willing to SCREW DOGS AND HORSES TO GET OFF!!"
Poor fellow thought he'd found the secret to women.
LOL
Just goes to show how crazy women really are.
"Women are so fucced up in the head some like to get snuffed!"
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