"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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masterbation and acne

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despite all the apparant evidence suggesting masterbation doesn't cause acne, i personally believe otherwise, i abstained for 2 weeks now and my face has cleared up a lot, maybe its psychological, maybe not, but if you want a clean face, and nothing seems to work for you, why not abstain for a week and see for yourself?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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rapless

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I've experienced the same results under the same conditions. This got me curious enough do to a little research a while back and I found out that acne outbreaks are positively correlated to excessive ejaculation. Each ejaculation burns testosterone into DHT. DHT is responsible for the secretion of sebum in the oil glands. And what causes acne? Excess sebum.

Enough ejaculation----> enough testosterone-DHT conversion -----> excess sebum secretion -----> acne
 

djtdot

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Now I think that's crap. I have been wanking since I was like 10 and my face is as clear as crystal. But I guess that's individual.
 

reyalp

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i stood on my head for 8 hours and then went to the store. i bought a lottery ticket at the gas station and i won $250!

hence, standing on head for 8hrs = winning $250
 

OfficeSpace

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Actually it's not linked to acne... A lot of times, acne comes in cycles so that's why you think you're seing results.. A thing that I personally know that helps is diet.. No soda.. Staying away form oily foods.. and drinking plenty of water.. especially before bed.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mandiblard

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It's diet, I know from experience. 4 years with the worst acne i've still ever seen, the only thing that worked was when I stuck to a good diet for a couple of weeks. First the feeling of acne (greasy / and the throbbing feeling you get from big zits) went away, then my face started to clear up. Masturbation and sexual activity could have a slight effect, mostly around the jaw and lip area, I can't remember the reason for that though.
 

Marlimus

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Whatever floats your boat. Acne has different causes for different people: poor diet, toxins in the body, clogged colon & dirty liver, hormonal imbalance, genetics.

After all is said and done, just find what works for you. If not beating the meat works for you, then by all means abstain.
 

Hot Ice

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oh, THAT's why you nerds are so zitty!
 

Shiftkey

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*sigh* I figured it was only a matter of time before the no masturbation threads devolved into other areas of the forums. Not masturbating doesn't help your acne, and it doesn't help pick up women. Give me a fvcking break!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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