"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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masterbation and acne

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despite all the apparant evidence suggesting masterbation doesn't cause acne, i personally believe otherwise, i abstained for 2 weeks now and my face has cleared up a lot, maybe its psychological, maybe not, but if you want a clean face, and nothing seems to work for you, why not abstain for a week and see for yourself?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've experienced the same results under the same conditions. This got me curious enough do to a little research a while back and I found out that acne outbreaks are positively correlated to excessive ejaculation. Each ejaculation burns testosterone into DHT. DHT is responsible for the secretion of sebum in the oil glands. And what causes acne? Excess sebum.

Enough ejaculation----> enough testosterone-DHT conversion -----> excess sebum secretion -----> acne
 

djtdot

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Now I think that's crap. I have been wanking since I was like 10 and my face is as clear as crystal. But I guess that's individual.
 

reyalp

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i stood on my head for 8 hours and then went to the store. i bought a lottery ticket at the gas station and i won $250!

hence, standing on head for 8hrs = winning $250
 

OfficeSpace

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Actually it's not linked to acne... A lot of times, acne comes in cycles so that's why you think you're seing results.. A thing that I personally know that helps is diet.. No soda.. Staying away form oily foods.. and drinking plenty of water.. especially before bed.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Mandiblard

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It's diet, I know from experience. 4 years with the worst acne i've still ever seen, the only thing that worked was when I stuck to a good diet for a couple of weeks. First the feeling of acne (greasy / and the throbbing feeling you get from big zits) went away, then my face started to clear up. Masturbation and sexual activity could have a slight effect, mostly around the jaw and lip area, I can't remember the reason for that though.
 

Marlimus

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Whatever floats your boat. Acne has different causes for different people: poor diet, toxins in the body, clogged colon & dirty liver, hormonal imbalance, genetics.

After all is said and done, just find what works for you. If not beating the meat works for you, then by all means abstain.
 

Hot Ice

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oh, THAT's why you nerds are so zitty!
 

Shiftkey

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*sigh* I figured it was only a matter of time before the no masturbation threads devolved into other areas of the forums. Not masturbating doesn't help your acne, and it doesn't help pick up women. Give me a fvcking break!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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