Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Marry Christmas Ladies

spider_007

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another 2:30 and i'm going home....2 weeks off work......YEEEAAAA:up:
Well deserved, especially since i don't take vacation.

i'm sitting at work with my special coffee (Jack Daniels brand:whistle:) wasting the last few hours.......

ever notice how the time goes slow when your looking at the clock every 5 minutes.



happy holidays ya'll
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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spider_007 said:
Marry Christmas Ladies
I'm the freaking Grinch! :rockon:

So two things;

First I think you wanted to say "Merry" Christmas, not marry chirstmas. I know NJ is allowing same sex unions now days, but getting married to a holiday, well that's just crazy. :p

Second, I may be wrong, but this forum is probably 99% male...

Third!!! What happened to the other holidays?


-E.Nigma

P.S.- Right sentiments, wrong forum.:yes:
 

spider_007

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MisterNigma said:
I'm the freaking Grinch! :rockon:

So two things;

First I think you wanted to say "Merry" Christmas, not marry chirstmas. I know NJ is allowing same sex unions now days, but getting married to a holiday, well that's just crazy. :p
There was a theread on here few weeks ago about a guy that had to marry a goat....Probably not as crazy as that.

MisterNigma said:
Second, I may be wrong, but this forum is probably 99% male...
Sometimes, it's hard to tell:rolleyes:

MisterNigma said:
Third!!! What happened to the other holidays?

-E.Nigma

P.S.- Right sentiments, wrong forum.:yes:
Well that one went right above my head:confused:

oh well:wave: i'm buzzing.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Charm

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Who's having sex during Christmas?
Mrs. Clause and me while santa is away :crackup:
 

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Merry Christmas I Hope All Of You Have An Awesome Year Next Year And Have Your Dreams Come True!
 
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