"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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another 2:30 and i'm going home....2 weeks off work......YEEEAAAA:up:
Well deserved, especially since i don't take vacation.

i'm sitting at work with my special coffee (Jack Daniels brand:whistle:) wasting the last few hours.......

ever notice how the time goes slow when your looking at the clock every 5 minutes.



happy holidays ya'll
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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spider_007 said:
Marry Christmas Ladies
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I'm the freaking Grinch! :rockon:

So two things;

First I think you wanted to say "Merry" Christmas, not marry chirstmas. I know NJ is allowing same sex unions now days, but getting married to a holiday, well that's just crazy. :p

Second, I may be wrong, but this forum is probably 99% male...

Third!!! What happened to the other holidays?


-E.Nigma

P.S.- Right sentiments, wrong forum.:yes:
 
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MisterNigma said:
I'm the freaking Grinch! :rockon:

So two things;

First I think you wanted to say "Merry" Christmas, not marry chirstmas. I know NJ is allowing same sex unions now days, but getting married to a holiday, well that's just crazy. :p
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There was a theread on here few weeks ago about a guy that had to marry a goat....Probably not as crazy as that.

MisterNigma said:
Second, I may be wrong, but this forum is probably 99% male...
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Sometimes, it's hard to tell:rolleyes:

MisterNigma said:
Third!!! What happened to the other holidays?

-E.Nigma

P.S.- Right sentiments, wrong forum.:yes:
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Well that one went right above my head:confused:

oh well:wave: i'm buzzing.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Who's having sex during Christmas?
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Mrs. Clause and me while santa is away :crackup:
 
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Merry Christmas I Hope All Of You Have An Awesome Year Next Year And Have Your Dreams Come True!
 
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