"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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another 2:30 and i'm going home....2 weeks off work......YEEEAAAA:up:
Well deserved, especially since i don't take vacation.

i'm sitting at work with my special coffee (Jack Daniels brand:whistle:) wasting the last few hours.......

ever notice how the time goes slow when your looking at the clock every 5 minutes.



happy holidays ya'll
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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spider_007 said:
Marry Christmas Ladies
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I'm the freaking Grinch! :rockon:

So two things;

First I think you wanted to say "Merry" Christmas, not marry chirstmas. I know NJ is allowing same sex unions now days, but getting married to a holiday, well that's just crazy. :p

Second, I may be wrong, but this forum is probably 99% male...

Third!!! What happened to the other holidays?


-E.Nigma

P.S.- Right sentiments, wrong forum.:yes:
 
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MisterNigma said:
I'm the freaking Grinch! :rockon:

So two things;

First I think you wanted to say "Merry" Christmas, not marry chirstmas. I know NJ is allowing same sex unions now days, but getting married to a holiday, well that's just crazy. :p
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There was a theread on here few weeks ago about a guy that had to marry a goat....Probably not as crazy as that.

MisterNigma said:
Second, I may be wrong, but this forum is probably 99% male...
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Sometimes, it's hard to tell:rolleyes:

MisterNigma said:
Third!!! What happened to the other holidays?

-E.Nigma

P.S.- Right sentiments, wrong forum.:yes:
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Well that one went right above my head:confused:

oh well:wave: i'm buzzing.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Who's having sex during Christmas?
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Mrs. Clause and me while santa is away :crackup:
 
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Merry Christmas I Hope All Of You Have An Awesome Year Next Year And Have Your Dreams Come True!
 
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