"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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so ive had to juggle 3 girls, 2 of them are married....
i dont think i want to keep the married womwn although theyre great in bed, but i think its going too far and it could somehow get out in the open..

is there a certain break up process i gotta do or do i just stop whatever im doing with them?? any help on this subject???
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just tell the one you want to break up with that you've always been confused about your sexuality and you've figured out that you're gay and want to go plow mangina. Namean?
 
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your kidding right??
she may still be around the gatherings i go to. am i sticking to that story when she sees me with other GIRLS?!?
 
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Tell her you did a little rump ranging and didn't enjoy it. Why the **** do you even care what she thinks?

Just say, "Later *****". Easy as pie. Don't over complicate things. Remember KISS: Keep it simple, stupid!
 
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Just say, I don't feel like doing this anymore. It is over.

Easy.

Afterwards, ask Reagan what Sally would suggest.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Well, Sally says, "Who needs that ***** anyway!!! I'm the only woman you'll need. I don't ***** at you. I don't cry. I know how to cook And I can please you. I can be Christina Aguilera dressed up as a Catholic school girl."
 
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Originally posted by Reagan
Well, Sally says, "Who needs that ***** anyway!!! I'm the only woman you'll need. I don't ***** at you. I don't cry. I know how to cook And I can please you. I can be Christina Aguilera dressed up as a Catholic school girl."
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ROFLMAO:crackup: :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by nacho
you all lost me...
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Basically what we're saying is don't be a little *****. Just say, "It's over. Good bye. Have a nice life."
 
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you all lost me...
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Sally is his hand.
still ROFLMAO:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Just tell her it's over, and disappear. She will understand.

So what if she sees you with another girl! It's not like she does not have someone else!
 
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Originally posted by nacho
so ive had to juggle 3 girls, 2 of them are married....
i dont think i want to keep the married womwn although theyre great in bed, but i think its going too far and it could somehow get out in the open..

is there a certain break up process i gotta do or do i just stop whatever im doing with them?? any help on this subject???
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How can a guy "break up" with a woman if she's married to someone else? How the heck do you get into the frame of "dating" if she isn't available? You're fvck-buddies, why treat it as if it's anything else?
 
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