"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

married women....

nacho

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 4, 2004
Messages
54
Reaction score
0
so ive had to juggle 3 girls, 2 of them are married....
i dont think i want to keep the married womwn although theyre great in bed, but i think its going too far and it could somehow get out in the open..

is there a certain break up process i gotta do or do i just stop whatever im doing with them?? any help on this subject???
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Reagan

Banned
Joined
Dec 11, 2005
Messages
87
Reaction score
0
Just tell the one you want to break up with that you've always been confused about your sexuality and you've figured out that you're gay and want to go plow mangina. Namean?
 

nacho

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 4, 2004
Messages
54
Reaction score
0
your kidding right??
she may still be around the gatherings i go to. am i sticking to that story when she sees me with other GIRLS?!?
 

Reagan

Banned
Joined
Dec 11, 2005
Messages
87
Reaction score
0
Tell her you did a little rump ranging and didn't enjoy it. Why the **** do you even care what she thinks?

Just say, "Later *****". Easy as pie. Don't over complicate things. Remember KISS: Keep it simple, stupid!
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Just say, I don't feel like doing this anymore. It is over.

Easy.

Afterwards, ask Reagan what Sally would suggest.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Reagan

Banned
Joined
Dec 11, 2005
Messages
87
Reaction score
0
Well, Sally says, "Who needs that ***** anyway!!! I'm the only woman you'll need. I don't ***** at you. I don't cry. I know how to cook And I can please you. I can be Christina Aguilera dressed up as a Catholic school girl."
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Originally posted by Reagan
Well, Sally says, "Who needs that ***** anyway!!! I'm the only woman you'll need. I don't ***** at you. I don't cry. I know how to cook And I can please you. I can be Christina Aguilera dressed up as a Catholic school girl."
ROFLMAO:crackup: :crackup:
 

Reagan

Banned
Joined
Dec 11, 2005
Messages
87
Reaction score
0
Originally posted by nacho
you all lost me...
Basically what we're saying is don't be a little *****. Just say, "It's over. Good bye. Have a nice life."
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Originally posted by nacho
you all lost me...
Sally is his hand.
still ROFLMAO:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

LongDrinkofWater

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 20, 2005
Messages
231
Reaction score
0
Just tell her it's over, and disappear. She will understand.

So what if she sees you with another girl! It's not like she does not have someone else!
 

Francisco d'Anconia

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 10, 2003
Messages
15,481
Reaction score
65
Location
Galt's Gulch
Originally posted by nacho
so ive had to juggle 3 girls, 2 of them are married....
i dont think i want to keep the married womwn although theyre great in bed, but i think its going too far and it could somehow get out in the open..

is there a certain break up process i gotta do or do i just stop whatever im doing with them?? any help on this subject???
How can a guy "break up" with a woman if she's married to someone else? How the heck do you get into the frame of "dating" if she isn't available? You're fvck-buddies, why treat it as if it's anything else?
 
Top