many colonge stink like cat urine

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Have you guys notice that many of the men colonge smell horrible? they smell like cat urine or decomposed leaves. I wonder why the heck do these manufacturer make these things.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

I heard there were no washrooms at the cologne factories..........

 

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I heard there were no washrooms at the cologne factories..........

that's funny man. :crackup:

 

[MetalFortress]

Because guys who don't know crap about cologne, or are too cheap to get the good stuff, will keep on buying them.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Because guys who don't know crap about cologne, or are too cheap to get the good stuff, will keep on buying them.

A splash of Stetson or English Leather anyone?

Metalhead is right. Supply and demand. Guys who wear Drakar in high school will always wear it.

On a side note, I just "borrowed (permanently)" a case of Burberry weekend . . . Fvcking classy stuff. It's great for hot Florida weather.

 

[DJ HOSSIX]

If Any Of You Are Out Shopping For Cologne

Try These

Aqua Di Gio
Ralph Loran Romance Silver
Hugo Boss Soul
Givenchy
Versace Blue
Armani Black
Geir
Blvgari
Armani Mania
Chrome


Smelling Good Works Wonders On Women

 

[MetalFortress]

Or "Drakkah" if you live in Boston.

My mom got me Chaps by Ralph Lauren, and Jovan Musk when I was in HS. I'm not sure how well those measure up overall, but the Musk smelled pretty good at one point (being a finger-dabber, it kind of went downhill overtime. The two that I picked out myself are Acqua di Gio and Ferrari Black, which are both spray colognes. Bvlgari is next on my list, once I begin making good money again.

 

[picard]

If Any Of You Are Out Shopping For Cologne

Try These

Aqua Di Gio
Ralph Loran Romance Silver
Hugo Boss Soul
Givenchy
Versace Blue
Armani Black
Geir
Blvgari
Armani Mania
Chrome


Smelling Good Works Wonders On Women

There is a new Hugo Boss colonge on the market now. I wonder if it is Hugo Boss soul. I have to check it out. I have to check out the others you mentioned.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Or "Drakkah" if you live in Boston.

My mom got me Chaps by Ralph Lauren, and Jovan Musk when I was in HS. I'm not sure how well those measure up overall, but the Musk smelled pretty good at one point (being a finger-dabber, it kind of went downhill overtime. The two that I picked out myself are Acqua di Gio and Ferrari Black, which are both spray colognes. Bvlgari is next on my list, once I begin making good money again.

Right on!

"I gots ta pawk my caw in da rowd before I swim in drakkah." As my beloved Bruins piss away another season . . .

Goddamn beaners.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Smelling Good Works Wonders On Women

So does a c0ck that resembles a baby's arm . . .

 

[DJ HOSSIX]

So does a c0ck that resembles a baby's arm . . .

And Shaved Wrinklefree Hairless Balls

 

[n00bPimp]

Here's a tip: If they smell like urine then dont buy them.
it may just be your taste, but colognes that stink dont last long in the market, they are also very very cheap.

 

[I love Hyori Lee]

Well, the staple is Aqua de Gio.

But if you're poor.

Essence from Axe Effect is good. It makes you smell clean, like you just took a shower, and women like that smell a lot.

Phoenix from Axe Effect is good too. It actually is a copycat of some other cologne. It apparently smells identical to it. I don't remember the name of it though. Use small amounts.

 

[Vulpine]

And Shaved Wrinklefree Hairless Balls

Got' em. And they smell great I understand.

A little Mont Blanc individuel never hurt the boys one bit.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Let's put it like this, does anyone know of any good cologne for under $50? I don't think any exist unless you buy a travel size bottle. And it doesn't count if you can find it at Walgreens next to the Aqua Velva, Lectric Shave and English Leather.

 

[DarthJuan]

Well, the staple is Aqua de Gio.

But if you're poor.

Essence from Axe Effect is good. It makes you smell clean, like you just took a shower, and women like that smell a lot.

Phoenix from Axe Effect is good too. It actually is a copycat of some other cologne. It apparently smells identical to it. I don't remember the name of it though. Use small amounts.

I seem to always get compliments from women when I wear Phoenix.
But the problem with Axe is that you run through the stuff so quick. Probably mostly compressed air in those cans. And the smell doesn't really last very long. Might as well just pony up for the good colognes. But Axe is good for a body spray/deoderant.

For cheap stuff...I kinda like Addidas.

I also use Polo Blue...pretty decent.
I got a bunch of Calvin Klein stuff...but I don't care much for the smell anymore...too medicinal/alcoholic smelling.

 

[MetalFortress]

Let's put it like this, does anyone know of any good cologne for under $50?

Probably not, but I'd rather spend about 30 extra bucks to have 5 years worth of kickass cologne, than to cheap out and end up with 5 years of rat piss cologne.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Probably not, but I'd rather spend about 30 extra bucks to have 5 years worth of kickass cologne, than to cheap out and end up with 5 years of rat piss cologne.

Suggestion, rotate out your cologne at least every couple of years. Cologne can go bad. Also it's best to keep them in a dark place like a drawer because light can excellerate it's decomposition.

 

[Guz200sx]

I got Drakkah as a present from someone...I'm guessin they went to hit up target on their break or something. I use it just for when I go to work and someone yesterday told me I smell good

During the weekends, I have the set of Aqua Di Gio that I break out.
I also got a Ralph Lauren Polo Sport set from someone.

 

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how good is Jean ceautea colonge? It has vanilla & cinnamon smell.