picard
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Have you guys notice that many of the men colonge smell horrible? they smell like cat urine or decomposed leaves. I wonder why the heck do these manufacturer make these things.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
many colonge stink like cat urine
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
The Bad Ass Canadian
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I heard there were no washrooms at the cologne factories..........
picard
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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
that's funny man. :crackup:
MetalFortress
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Because guys who don't know crap about cologne, or are too cheap to get the good stuff, will keep on buying them.
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MetalFortress said:
A splash of Stetson or English Leather anyone?
Metalhead is right. Supply and demand. Guys who wear Drakar in high school will always wear it.
On a side note, I just "borrowed (permanently)" a case of Burberry weekend . . . Fvcking classy stuff. It's great for hot Florida weather.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MetalFortress
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Or "Drakkah" if you live in Boston.
My mom got me Chaps by Ralph Lauren, and Jovan Musk when I was in HS. I'm not sure how well those measure up overall, but the Musk smelled pretty good at one point (being a finger-dabber, it kind of went downhill overtime. The two that I picked out myself are Acqua di Gio and Ferrari Black, which are both spray colognes. Bvlgari is next on my list, once I begin making good money again.
My mom got me Chaps by Ralph Lauren, and Jovan Musk when I was in HS. I'm not sure how well those measure up overall, but the Musk smelled pretty good at one point (being a finger-dabber, it kind of went downhill overtime. The two that I picked out myself are Acqua di Gio and Ferrari Black, which are both spray colognes. Bvlgari is next on my list, once I begin making good money again.
picard
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There is a new Hugo Boss colonge on the market now. I wonder if it is Hugo Boss soul. I have to check it out. I have to check out the others you mentioned.DJ HOSSIX said:
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Right on!MetalFortress said:
"I gots ta pawk my caw in da rowd before I swim in drakkah." As my beloved Bruins piss away another season . . .
Goddamn beaners.
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So does a c0ck that resembles a baby's arm . . .DJ HOSSIX said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Well, the staple is Aqua de Gio.
But if you're poor.
Essence from Axe Effect is good. It makes you smell clean, like you just took a shower, and women like that smell a lot.
Phoenix from Axe Effect is good too. It actually is a copycat of some other cologne. It apparently smells identical to it. I don't remember the name of it though. Use small amounts.
But if you're poor.
Essence from Axe Effect is good. It makes you smell clean, like you just took a shower, and women like that smell a lot.
Phoenix from Axe Effect is good too. It actually is a copycat of some other cologne. It apparently smells identical to it. I don't remember the name of it though. Use small amounts.
Vulpine
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DJ HOSSIX said:
Got' em. And they smell great I understand.
A little Mont Blanc individuel never hurt the boys one bit.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Let's put it like this, does anyone know of any good cologne for under $50? I don't think any exist unless you buy a travel size bottle. And it doesn't count if you can find it at Walgreens next to the Aqua Velva, Lectric Shave and English Leather.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I seem to always get compliments from women when I wear Phoenix.I love Hyori Lee said:
But the problem with Axe is that you run through the stuff so quick. Probably mostly compressed air in those cans. And the smell doesn't really last very long. Might as well just pony up for the good colognes. But Axe is good for a body spray/deoderant.
For cheap stuff...I kinda like Addidas.
I also use Polo Blue...pretty decent.
I got a bunch of Calvin Klein stuff...but I don't care much for the smell anymore...too medicinal/alcoholic smelling.
MetalFortress
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Probably not, but I'd rather spend about 30 extra bucks to have 5 years worth of kickass cologne, than to cheap out and end up with 5 years of rat piss cologne.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco d'Anconia
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Suggestion, rotate out your cologne at least every couple of years. Cologne can go bad. Also it's best to keep them in a dark place like a drawer because light can excellerate it's decomposition.MetalFortress said:
I got Drakkah as a present from someone...I'm guessin they went to hit up target on their break or something. I use it just for when I go to work and someone yesterday told me I smell good 
During the weekends, I have the set of Aqua Di Gio that I break out.
I also got a Ralph Lauren Polo Sport set from someone.
During the weekends, I have the set of Aqua Di Gio that I break out.
I also got a Ralph Lauren Polo Sport set from someone.
picard
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how good is Jean ceautea colonge? It has vanilla & cinnamon smell.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.