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Master Don Juan
Have you guys notice that many of the men colonge smell horrible? they smell like cat urine or decomposed leaves. I wonder why the heck do these manufacturer make these things.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Bad Ass Canadian said:I heard there were no washrooms at the cologne factories..........
MetalFortress said:Because guys who don't know crap about cologne, or are too cheap to get the good stuff, will keep on buying them.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
There is a new Hugo Boss colonge on the market now. I wonder if it is Hugo Boss soul. I have to check it out. I have to check out the others you mentioned.DJ HOSSIX said:If Any Of You Are Out Shopping For Cologne
Try These
Aqua Di Gio
Ralph Loran Romance Silver
Hugo Boss Soul
Givenchy
Versace Blue
Armani Black
Geir
Blvgari
Armani Mania
Chrome
Smelling Good Works Wonders On Women
Right on!MetalFortress said:Or "Drakkah" if you live in Boston.
My mom got me Chaps by Ralph Lauren, and Jovan Musk when I was in HS. I'm not sure how well those measure up overall, but the Musk smelled pretty good at one point (being a finger-dabber, it kind of went downhill overtime. The two that I picked out myself are Acqua di Gio and Ferrari Black, which are both spray colognes. Bvlgari is next on my list, once I begin making good money again.
So does a c0ck that resembles a baby's arm . . .DJ HOSSIX said:Smelling Good Works Wonders On Women
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
KarmaSutra said:So does a c0ck that resembles a baby's arm . . .
DJ HOSSIX said:And Shaved Wrinklefree Hairless Balls
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I seem to always get compliments from women when I wear Phoenix.I love Hyori Lee said:Well, the staple is Aqua de Gio.
But if you're poor.
Essence from Axe Effect is good. It makes you smell clean, like you just took a shower, and women like that smell a lot.
Phoenix from Axe Effect is good too. It actually is a copycat of some other cologne. It apparently smells identical to it. I don't remember the name of it though. Use small amounts.
Probably not, but I'd rather spend about 30 extra bucks to have 5 years worth of kickass cologne, than to cheap out and end up with 5 years of rat piss cologne.Francisco d'Anconia said:Let's put it like this, does anyone know of any good cologne for under $50?
Suggestion, rotate out your cologne at least every couple of years. Cologne can go bad. Also it's best to keep them in a dark place like a drawer because light can excellerate it's decomposition.MetalFortress said:Probably not, but I'd rather spend about 30 extra bucks to have 5 years worth of kickass cologne, than to cheap out and end up with 5 years of rat piss cologne.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.