"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Man wants woman to stop pooping on his property

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This guy is ticked off that a woman jogger keeps crapping on his property. She doesn't even wipe. Maybe she should buy a pooper scooper? I hope they print her name so we can all go take a crap on her porch. There is a video included in this article of the woman pooping.

She is like a farm animal.



http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property

ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.

He has no idea who she is and why his home has become her personal toilet.

Bobby says she always strikes on weekend mornings. In fact, his security cameras caught her again this past Saturday.

"I saw this little blonde girl running down the street. I said, 'Oh my god! That's got to be her,'" he said.

Unsure, Bobby left his home and did some errands. When he came back, the evidence was there.

"This is calculated. ‘Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'" he said.

He hopes speaking out makes whoever the culprit is stop once and for all.

"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" Bobby said.

Bobby says he has not called police to make a complaint because he's not sure if police will take him seriously.

Albuquerque police say the woman, if caught, could be charged with a misdemeanor for public nuisance or disorderly conduct.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I believe it. If you go to the people of wal-mart web site and read the stories section, there are plenty of employee accounts of having to clean up poop out of the aisles. One that I read talked about a large woman who would adjust her skirt a little as she dropped turds behind her like a horse as she walked.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I believe it. If you go to the people of wal-mart web site and read the stories section, there are plenty of employee accounts of having to clean up poop out of the aisles. One that I read talked about a large woman who would adjust her skirt a little as she dropped turds behind her like a horse as she walked.
i just checked that website and....:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: wtf murica? lol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Poopsuave.com - "Average Non Pooping People, AFCs, don't really understand the true pooping DJs, the freedom, the excitement of being caught and laughed at. Only true poop DJs, who know the sh`t game, can sh`t anywhere, anytime, no need to wipe!!"


Man, picture yourself jogging with sh`t between your butt chicks acting like lubricant. :eek:
 
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