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This guy is ticked off that a woman jogger keeps crapping on his property. She doesn't even wipe. Maybe she should buy a pooper scooper? I hope they print her name so we can all go take a crap on her porch. There is a video included in this article of the woman pooping.
She is like a farm animal.
http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property
ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.
It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.
"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.
"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.
He has no idea who she is and why his home has become her personal toilet.
Bobby says she always strikes on weekend mornings. In fact, his security cameras caught her again this past Saturday.
"I saw this little blonde girl running down the street. I said, 'Oh my god! That's got to be her,'" he said.
Unsure, Bobby left his home and did some errands. When he came back, the evidence was there.
"This is calculated. ‘Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'" he said.
He hopes speaking out makes whoever the culprit is stop once and for all.
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" Bobby said.
Bobby says he has not called police to make a complaint because he's not sure if police will take him seriously.
Albuquerque police say the woman, if caught, could be charged with a misdemeanor for public nuisance or disorderly conduct.
She is like a farm animal.
http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property
ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.
It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.
"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.
"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.
He has no idea who she is and why his home has become her personal toilet.
Bobby says she always strikes on weekend mornings. In fact, his security cameras caught her again this past Saturday.
"I saw this little blonde girl running down the street. I said, 'Oh my god! That's got to be her,'" he said.
Unsure, Bobby left his home and did some errands. When he came back, the evidence was there.
"This is calculated. ‘Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'" he said.
He hopes speaking out makes whoever the culprit is stop once and for all.
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" Bobby said.
Bobby says he has not called police to make a complaint because he's not sure if police will take him seriously.
Albuquerque police say the woman, if caught, could be charged with a misdemeanor for public nuisance or disorderly conduct.
