Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Man wants woman to stop pooping on his property

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This guy is ticked off that a woman jogger keeps crapping on his property. She doesn't even wipe. Maybe she should buy a pooper scooper? I hope they print her name so we can all go take a crap on her porch. There is a video included in this article of the woman pooping.

She is like a farm animal.



http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property

ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.

He has no idea who she is and why his home has become her personal toilet.

Bobby says she always strikes on weekend mornings. In fact, his security cameras caught her again this past Saturday.

"I saw this little blonde girl running down the street. I said, 'Oh my god! That's got to be her,'" he said.

Unsure, Bobby left his home and did some errands. When he came back, the evidence was there.

"This is calculated. ‘Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'" he said.

He hopes speaking out makes whoever the culprit is stop once and for all.

"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" Bobby said.

Bobby says he has not called police to make a complaint because he's not sure if police will take him seriously.

Albuquerque police say the woman, if caught, could be charged with a misdemeanor for public nuisance or disorderly conduct.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I believe it. If you go to the people of wal-mart web site and read the stories section, there are plenty of employee accounts of having to clean up poop out of the aisles. One that I read talked about a large woman who would adjust her skirt a little as she dropped turds behind her like a horse as she walked.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I believe it. If you go to the people of wal-mart web site and read the stories section, there are plenty of employee accounts of having to clean up poop out of the aisles. One that I read talked about a large woman who would adjust her skirt a little as she dropped turds behind her like a horse as she walked.
i just checked that website and....:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: wtf murica? lol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Poopsuave.com - "Average Non Pooping People, AFCs, don't really understand the true pooping DJs, the freedom, the excitement of being caught and laughed at. Only true poop DJs, who know the sh`t game, can sh`t anywhere, anytime, no need to wipe!!"


Man, picture yourself jogging with sh`t between your butt chicks acting like lubricant. :eek:
 
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