Dimebag_Darrell
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But being busy doing fun sh*t with friends has made not give a damn about girls....I don't really care about those *****s anymore...all I wanna do is chill, relax, and drink burr.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Man, I dunno about y'all.....
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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I second that, chubby bunny. With guys, humor is more humorous.
Dimebag_Darrell
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too bad I go back to school tomorrow....back to bullsh*t.
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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I used to think that way simply by default, but I've actually gotten bored over the break. (Spring Break will be different, I'll be able to drive), but I'm actually looking forward to the challenge and the lack of stagnation and boredom that school and activity brings about in life.
Of course, with school, there is always a significant amount of bullsh!t included, ya got that right...damn Spanish teachers!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Smooth as Anything
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My spanish teacher is a flaming homosexual (literally). The man gives great fashion tips, though.Originally posted by Need-2-B-Pimpin
ya got that right...damn Spanish teachers!
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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Lucky...mine acts like she has eternal PMS, fails us randomly and is rumored to have once been a stripper. IMO if she was, she probably got fired after numerous complaints of customers gouging their eyes out.