"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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make her dream about you

mojo16

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i took a girl ive been seeing for a few months to a carnival a few days ago,
while we were there i showed her who was the boss of the
open-mouthed-ball-swallowing-clowns (me), by winning her a totally awesome furry green teddy bear wearing a super gay tophat.

anyways, when i dropped her home, we sat and talked in my car for a while
and i noticed she was absent mindedly holding the bear just below her nose
as if she was smelling it.

I asked her if the bear smelt any good, she laughed and said not really, so i
grabbed it off her and sprayed it with my Cologne? Aftershave?

Today I got a text from her saying she has dreamed about me for the last 3 nights because she can "smell me in her sleep". mmm success.

So its that simple. Follow these steps:

1. Find a girl.
2. Take her to a carnival.
3. Participate in the noble sport of ClownBallSwallowing.
4. Select teddy bear as your prize.
5. Spray bear with your Cologne/Aftershave.

Tip: Make sure your girl has known you long enough to associate your Cologne or Aftershave with you.

Good Luck.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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mojo16

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oh man i was pretty drunk when i typed this...

but ah yeah i wasnt kidding, how you smell is one of the most important things to a girl, if you can make her brain associate your unique smell with feeling good and having fun, you are making great progress with her.

obviously my example is a little obscure, but im sure you can find a way to make something similar happen.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Atom Smasher

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Got anything that doesn't involve clowns?

It is actually a good idea to give her something to keep that smells like you. A little subtle squirt of cologne on that item goes a long way.
 

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Mojo I really like this. I have heard that smell is closely related to memory. Ever think of your childhood when a spice reminds you of mamas cooking?
 
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