make her dream about you

[mojo16]

i took a girl ive been seeing for a few months to a carnival a few days ago,
while we were there i showed her who was the boss of the
open-mouthed-ball-swallowing-clowns (me), by winning her a totally awesome furry green teddy bear wearing a super gay tophat.

anyways, when i dropped her home, we sat and talked in my car for a while
and i noticed she was absent mindedly holding the bear just below her nose
as if she was smelling it.

I asked her if the bear smelt any good, she laughed and said not really, so i
grabbed it off her and sprayed it with my Cologne? Aftershave?

Today I got a text from her saying she has dreamed about me for the last 3 nights because she can "smell me in her sleep". mmm success.

So its that simple. Follow these steps:

1. Find a girl.
2. Take her to a carnival.
3. Participate in the noble sport of ClownBallSwallowing.
4. Select teddy bear as your prize.
5. Spray bear with your Cologne/Aftershave.

Tip: Make sure your girl has known you long enough to associate your Cologne or Aftershave with you.

Good Luck.

 

[goblin123]

nice

 

[Kiko-]

Grow some balls, this isn't a Disney movie

 

[JLW]

Don't feed the trolls.

 

[mojo16]

oh man i was pretty drunk when i typed this...

but ah yeah i wasnt kidding, how you smell is one of the most important things to a girl, if you can make her brain associate your unique smell with feeling good and having fun, you are making great progress with her.

obviously my example is a little obscure, but im sure you can find a way to make something similar happen.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Got anything that doesn't involve clowns?

It is actually a good idea to give her something to keep that smells like you. A little subtle squirt of cologne on that item goes a long way.

 

[CaptainSK]

Mojo I really like this. I have heard that smell is closely related to memory. Ever think of your childhood when a spice reminds you of mamas cooking?