paraguayandj
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How about a section where everyone can share their jokes and their C+F behaviors
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
make a section for jokes
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
So a guy walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
There was a Humor Forum before, but it got mothballed (see: erased) due to lack of popularity.Originally posted by CableLight
So a guy walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
CableLight
Master Don Juan
There was? Man, where the F was I?
Haha, I think it was before our time. If you had read some of the old stuff in the Mod Corner, you would have learned about it.Originally posted by CableLight
There was? Man, where the F was I?
We also use to have a Mature Forum before the new one too.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Sure, play the "you didn't do your homework" card. That's fair
I think Frank did more modding for me when I was "in office," so that's probably a reason.
I think Frank did more modding for me when I was "in office," so that's probably a reason.
paraguayandj
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I guess people don't like humor