paraguayandj
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How about a section where everyone can share their jokes and their C+F behaviors
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
make a section for jokes
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
So a guy walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
There was a Humor Forum before, but it got mothballed (see: erased) due to lack of popularity.Originally posted by CableLight
So a guy walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
CableLight
Master Don Juan
There was? Man, where the F was I?
Haha, I think it was before our time. If you had read some of the old stuff in the Mod Corner, you would have learned about it.Originally posted by CableLight
There was? Man, where the F was I?
We also use to have a Mature Forum before the new one too.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Sure, play the "you didn't do your homework" card. That's fair
I think Frank did more modding for me when I was "in office," so that's probably a reason.
I think Frank did more modding for me when I was "in office," so that's probably a reason.
paraguayandj
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I guess people don't like humor