paraguayandj
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How about a section where everyone can share their jokes and their C+F behaviors
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
make a section for jokes
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
So a guy walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
There was a Humor Forum before, but it got mothballed (see: erased) due to lack of popularity.Originally posted by CableLight
So a guy walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch."
Get it?
I think the Anything Else forum would be about as close are we're gonna get to a "Humor Forum."
CableLight
Master Don Juan
There was? Man, where the F was I?
Haha, I think it was before our time. If you had read some of the old stuff in the Mod Corner, you would have learned about it.Originally posted by CableLight
There was? Man, where the F was I?
We also use to have a Mature Forum before the new one too.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Sure, play the "you didn't do your homework" card. That's fair
I think Frank did more modding for me when I was "in office," so that's probably a reason.
I think Frank did more modding for me when I was "in office," so that's probably a reason.
paraguayandj
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I guess people don't like humor